by LaGataNYC October 12, 2017
Insurance that will cover your wheels tires and anything else you end up fucking up on your vehicle.
When alexis drives over a curb she tends to pop tires so she calls up the curb insurance to have them fixed. Common on blue Volkswagen bugs..
by Tinkerbelll69 January 17, 2019
by Frank Palace June 28, 2022
something that you can "accidentally" leave with a friend or take from them so that they HAVE to see you again.
by ismissing March 30, 2011
Extra-heavy elastic, stronger thread, larger buttons, etc., that help ensure that your clothing won't be either "saggy 'n' baggy" or revealing.
Hot chick: I like guys as much as any of the other chicks around town, but I also value my modesty and appearance, so I always choose clothing that has sufficient gap insurance; I don't wanna give lustful studs or anyone else the wrong idea about me by looking slutty or sloppy.
by QuacksO March 24, 2019
Insurance that pays out a sum of money to the injured party in cases where an asshole becomes too loose to retain feces after consistent anal sex.
I may have to wear a diaper for the rest of my life, but at least I got a fat check from the gape insurance company.
by Jack Atrophy August 11, 2022
Go-To person for all your problems. Extremely helpful. Everyone's type. Besides their immensely resourceful nature, they are always approachable. Some call them an aggregator, some a collaborator but most of us know them as a facilitator. Overall, very reliable, supportive, saves your time & money by helping you make the right choices!
by Insurance Brokers Association November 26, 2021