Infinity Train

The last good show on Cartoon Network. An animated show created by Owen Dennis. There are 4 books in the series.

Unfortunately, Cartoon Network has cancelled Infinity Train after Book 4.

by Cohenfan31 August 27, 2021

Infinite Covid Concern Theorem

A scientific theorem used by communication psychologists: an upper-class white liberal will find a way to mention how they are more careful to COVID-19 virus than any other person in the room

"and then when we got to the theatre, they required masks, but said we could take them off to eat Popcorn... you can guess what happened haha"

"Does Dad talk about anything but covid?"

"He sure is proving the Infinite Covid Concern Theorem!"

by thatsrightimFUNNY March 20, 2022

Avengers Infinity War

The biggest frickity fracking clickity clackin snick snackin cliffhanger ever known to man.

Bill: OMG have you seen Avengers Infinity War?
William: fAW#A$DR%F&TGY
Willbilliam: hm YeS hE hAs

by Uncultured_Swiine April 24, 2019

Indefinitely Infinite

Describes something that is infinite and lasts for an indefinite amount of time

"Sir, we found something that is going to spread and become infinite."
"Well do we know how long this is going to occur?"
"No sir, it is indefinitely infinite."

by Noah Armon March 16, 2022

split infinity

The naked female partner assumes a resting horizontal position on a bed or similar comfortable surface (NB not a beach). She may be face down or face up. On the request of her male partner, she opens her legs to the fullest extent possible, exposing her intimate areas, folds and orifices to his gaze, inspection and physical touch. With commitment and the assistance of a physiotherapist it may be possible to gradually extend the legs to a maximum degree, but care should be taken not to damage the hips or femur.

“So why did you give me 6 sessions with a physiotherapist, a torch, and a magnifying glass for my birthday Frank?”

“I wanted to loosen your hips up so that you can increase your split infinity and I can get a better view babe! Hand me the magnifier and the torch before we reach the sun deck.”

by Fiona BR December 23, 2022

Infinite Spin

The best way to kill a president and to cure cripple man.

Johnny : I want to kill the president
Johnny's Italian friend: Great, I will teach you how to perform the spin and also the infinite spin.
Johnny : Wait, is this a jojo reference.

by Big Disappointment May 5, 2020

The Infinite Lasagna Theory

The Infinite Lasagna Theory states that everything in the universe correlates to a layer of lasagna in an infinite lasagna, everything can relate to anything even if it takes 10000 layers of lasagna to get there. Each layer of lasagna going up is a relation of some sort. The lasagna is ever-expanding as well, as time moves onward technology develops thus allowing for more layers of the lasagna to be added, thus making it in theory infinite. There is an infinite number of branches branching off each layer as well. An infinite number of branches of lasagna for an infinite number of layers in the main lasagna.

"Did you hear about The Infinite Lasagna Theory?"
"No, tell me about it!"

by MonkeyMan46 November 5, 2020