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Florida Girls

Hottest girl you'll ever meet with the best tan. She'll make you have the time of your life.
Florida Girls are Hot and Can Party
by hotyahhhh July 28, 2009
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Florida Marlins

A team that beat the yankees in 6, thank god.
Ma, the Florida Marlins kicked yankee ass in 2003.
by Zach G. October 27, 2003
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Ocoee, Florida

A small town outside of Orlando, Florida. Many rednecks live here, or used to anyways. Ocoee is now full of mexicans and a growing number of african americans.
by yeah08 February 24, 2011
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Florida Cheerful

Someone who lives in Florida and pretends nothing cynical happens, always looking for positive news when in Michigan someone was pulling a Betty Crocker crime as in she was making brownies with Exlax. You will known the screen names of those when you see them. Don't let them hear you say the term to their face because they know they're being insulted to the core. This one goes back to back with Florida Baptism as you see them come up together.
What is this? Okay those who expect everyone go around not swearing, speaking of taboos or disowning material that's their most well known -- expecting them to use the word 'dropsies' well sorry that's not me. Those who are the Florida Cheerful you will know it when you see it -- mention The Cabbie Homicide around them or read "Yest Ye Become One" around them and see what happens.
by illinoishorrorman December 30, 2018
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Florida toothbrush

When someone brushes their teeth and spits it on a penis and then gives them a blowjob.
Oh man, I want to give you a Florida toothbrush.
by TurkeyBaster69 May 2, 2021
mugGet the Florida toothbrushmug.

Goodland Florida

Goodland is a small drinking village with a fishing problem. It is located in the depths of the Florida Everglades. Marco Island is located a bout a mile away, and Marco residents go to Goodland to get hammered at Stan's Bar or to buy meth.
"Hey I'm running out of meth and need to replace my MAGA hat! What do I do?"

"Have no fear lets just go to Goodland Florida!"
by dbetten7 December 24, 2020
mugGet the Goodland Floridamug.

Florida Alligator

When a blowjob is given underwater and the person who is getting the blowjob gets their penis bitten off.
Woah dude you got a Florida Alligator, damn that must have hurt.
by nuttery April 19, 2018
mugGet the Florida Alligatormug.

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