Shitter's Ditch

A place of pure torment owing to your own misfortune or stupidly. Imagine being cast into the bottom of a ditch that was used by everyone as a latrine, up to your neck in excreta with yet more people above, continuing to empty their bowls on you. Possibly in a war zone where everyone has explosive diarrhorea from dysentery. You get the idea - it's a dire situation beyond imagination.
Ahh shit!! I'm half way across the world in North Korea, I've had my wallet and passport stolen - no money, no ID , no accommodation , the military suspect me of being a spy and are about to torture my arse, I can't get in touch with the embassy and to top it all off, i'm hanging by my wrists in an interrogation cell and my nose is itchy so I can't scratch !! Sigh, I'm really in shitter's ditch now !
by Devlin Dogue December 26, 2017
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ditch docs

paramedics; ones who lose sleep, miss meals and deal with sick people, death and dying on a daily basis

Often "Type A" personality people
The ditch docs pulled up on the meat wagon to haul the "gomer" to the emergency room.
by M. H. Wilson September 11, 2006
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clam ditch

a name for a stinky twat that should never be explored by any man for any reason ever. ever!
that slut has a stinky ass clam ditch. do not munch it!
by vajpac September 21, 2005
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ditch cougar

The name given for stray domestic cats found out in the country. Typically used in the midwest by good ol' country folk.
Hey Jimbo, did you see that ditch cougar sittin' on the side of the road back there?

Yeah, I seen the bastard. Turn around so i can shoot it quick.
by Grease Rocket February 08, 2017
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Fall in a Ditch

1) Means that someone who really hates you, wants you die or injure yourself.

2) The friendly way of saying: GO DIE IN HELL BITCH!!

by Random Nonsense May 31, 2008
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Hit and Ditch

When a man has sex with a girl and quickly leaves after.

Synonyms:
-Wam Bam Thank You Mam
-Toot it and Boot it
Hit and Ditch that shit.
by vahsup, im bruno July 22, 2010
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Dick ditch

Same a slut, but implying a chasm where endless amounts of dicks can be thrown into.
That whore Stacey is such a dick ditch.
by Apk12 July 16, 2018
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