IQ

An IQ test is a construct that determines our potential without factoring in how much time and love there is to learn. Remove false equations and there is more harmony = less disconnect.

No idea what they were saying, so IQ’d into their harmony. Such lovely tunes! Made perfect sense!

by MichyLaMichy April 10, 2022

IQ cLixZy

A boy who loves basketball, forza and his xbox. Refuses to go outside.

person one: You see that dude?

person two: yeah?

person one: bet he’s an IQ cLixZy

by reality’sCheck November 13, 2021

IQ

Something you probably don't have

He has no IQ. My IQ is so high.

by fishbattery February 11, 2022

IQ Existential Crises

A process by which one has spent heaps of time researching IQ and finally starts questioning if knowing one's IQ has any purpose beyond hubris.

X:...What is the point of IQ? What does knowing this number do?? Is it all to grandiose my ego? Will it ever help me in the future? Why have I spent so much time on this useless topic?
Y: There is no point... You seem to be having a case of IQ Existential Crises.

by AXAAA October 19, 2021

Argon's iq

Argon don't attend classes

You can tell someone they have Argon's iq to someone who is stupid like argon

by Argon on osu June 2, 2021

Low IQ manlet

A mental midget and exceptionally pea-brained manlet. Known for drowning in puddles and shot glasses in addition to requiring emergency rescue after being pinned down under knocked over garden gnomes following unsuccessful mating attempts that the diminutive and deviant little manlet boy shamefully yet amusingly engaged in due to his extensive history of brutal rejections by the universality of womenfolk (as is customary for all manlets), the both mentally and physically stunted low IQ manlet is prone to manlet rage and can often be found locked in mortifying catfights with other low IQ manlets over the last magic height boosting suppository that the silly manlets bought online. Highly susceptible to manlet cope and manlet mathematics, the injudicious low IQ manlet can at times be detected as he stumbles past the manlet pit in your local gym wearing nothing but high heels poorly concealed by bell bottom leggings in a vain attempt at lifting with the manmores for once in his lamentably lowly little life.

Petite sissy manlet: I have finally overcome manletism! I measured myself and I just grew by half a foot! Formidable manmore: Lol, you're still wearing your six inch high heels, you low IQ manlet. Now spare me the hissy fit, stop crying and grow up!

by ManletDepreciator August 26, 2024

Low IQ Situation

A set of circumstances one finds himself in that are a direct result of complying with unreasonable demands, hasty decision making, or social pressure. The situation has no upside, and in fact, is a drain on time, creativity, and resources well after the situation has ended.

Fatigue caused by prolonged exposure to low IQ situations transforms unwilling participants into instigators.

He got himself in one too many Low IQ Situations with his ex-girlfriend that eventually he got addicted to drugs to cope and now he can’t even be in a social setting without embarrassing himself.

by saintsundere September 15, 2024