You are an iPad

Bald man taps on you so you become erect.

Hey! Sorry my uncle thought you are an iPad.

by SickoMob November 20, 2020

Ipad 2013

When someone says they can't text you right now because their phone got "confiscated" so they pull up the lamest and cringiest excuse

Last time Mateo was texting me on his Ipad 2013 while simultaneously texting Danger on his phone.

by XaApPaAx November 21, 2020

ipads

Plural of ipad, an electronic tablet by Apple brand.

Come on kids, stop playing silly games on your ipads.

by dragonsarecute April 28, 2019

iPad kid nation

Being the backronym for "Indonesian people addicted to devices-type kids living within one same nation", this pejorative slang term refers to the country Indonesia — with its population of 270 millions of inhabitants — having the world's highest average screen time, i.e. 7 hours 38 minutes per day as of 2025.

With kids everywhere in Indonesia glued to their screens to play Free Fire or Fortnite, we're undeniably living in an "iPad kid nation"!

by Emotional Cruiser September 27, 2025

Ipad Children

Lotus and Quackity are two examples of ipad children.

Wow Lotus and Tommy are ipad children now.

by anonymous May 28, 2022

iPad

The Reason why my Brother has no girlfriend

Me: Hey bro why don’t you have a girlfriend yet

Brother: *beep boop bop*

Me: BRO
Brother: Get out of my room I’m playing Minecraft pocket edition on my IPad

by Chill_ February 23, 2019

Ipad Kid

Any person under the age of 15 who is very attached to their electronics/video games. This person may appear to not be so hygenic since majority of their time is going into whatever video game they love.

My 9 year old cousin is such an Ipad Kid. I swear all he does is eat cheetos, play Roblox/Fortnite or whatever, not shower, and not even brush his teeth. Ugh.

by KobeBeanBryant24 January 25, 2025