Christopher Reeves

A sexual position where you just lay there and let the woman do all the work, while not moving below the neck, and just staring without blinking at her to make her uncomfortable.

Like in necrophilia, like Christopher Reeves does now.

by Reverse Jar Jar June 10, 2009

Christopher Nolan

1. A (sometimes overrated) guy who fucks your empty brain with his extremely mind fucking movies.
2. The term used by a pseudo movie critic Indian nigga to criticize Bollywood movies.
WARNING: Please don't watch his movies. Either your brain will lose it's virginity you'll end up becoming a fan tard.

He: Dude! What if I travel back in time and kill myself? Will it be called a suicide or murder?
Me: Wtf dude!! Are you Christopher Nolan?

by Asmurt_gai June 12, 2018

Christopher

A very cute and handsome young boy.He is so FUNNY!Very athletic and strong.A Christopher is a amazing man with a great sense of humor.He is always honest and very trustworthy.Christopher is fun to be around.A Christopher will cheer you up if you are sad.A Christopher is the perfect boy.

Christopher is a great young boy.

by Hello peeps!!!hi hi hi November 24, 2014

Christopher

Christ-bearer. HERO. Hercules. Humble. Leader of men. Protector of family. Moral compass.

Do you know Christopher? Yes, his load is heavy but his path is narrow.

by whatwouldVINCEdo? August 25, 2014

christopher robin

a young, boyish-looking male that has not yet come to terms with his true sexual orientation.

Let's go out to the bars tonight and bag ourselves a christopher robin.

by Slimer the Bunny August 16, 2006

christopher columbus

1.An Italian sailor who is wrongfully given credit for "discovering the New World."Most of our high school history textbooks make him out to be a hero, when really, he was a greedy and genocidal maniac who enjoyed raping children. He killed, with the help of his Spanish sailors, around 8,000,000 people in less than 10 years- and that was just on Haiti.

1. In fourteen hundred and ninety three
Christopher Columbus stole all he could see.

by anonymous subway rider November 28, 2007

Christopher

Christopher is a natural born bassist, a passionate hat-collector and spaghetti lover!

Person1: Dude, do you know Christopher?
Person2: You mean that boy who calls his bass his girlfriend and brings spaghetti to school for lunch? ..Sure i know him, he kicks ass!
Person1: And what's about the hats he's always wearing?
Person2: Some people say that his hats are war trophies, others say he stole them from the wallmart...

by TheGreatHuman February 24, 2012