canadian hot dog

When someone takes a shit in a condom, freezes it, and then uses it as an ass dildo.

Natalie's asshole was torn from the canadian hot dog.

by Poochy32 December 27, 2007

Funky Hot Dogs

This is when a person has a barbeque but before cooking the hot dogs they insert them into a real dogs' pussy. Hot dogs should remain in the pussy for at least one hour to attain full funkatude.

At Kevin's BBQ, he served some high quality Funky Hot Dogs and they were delicious

by Pimp Master K Strikes Again March 31, 2003

Steamboat Hot Dog

The sexual act of defecating directly into partners mouth, with a non-diarrhea turd.

Dude, I just gave my girl a foot long steamboat hot dog last night and she loved it!!

by the maldo December 30, 2009

hot dog dance

The art of standing on top of the table in the buff and swinging your wang to and fro

I walked in and everyone was performing a hot dog dance

by Rob Sal October 19, 2013

Hot dog shuffle

The act of sliding a penis across the vulva without vaginal penetration.

Bro: Did you guys bang?
Bro 2: No, we just did the ol' hot dog shuffle.

by Dohhconnor September 20, 2017

Hot Dog Flu

When you eat too many hot dogs late at night and so you wake up feeling like you have the stomach flu.

Guy 1: “I think I have the stomach flu.”
Guy 2: “No, you ate too many hot dogs last night, I think it’s just hot dog flu.”

by PS1Hagrid September 9, 2019

Hot dog water

Idaho slang for meth or any dope in general.

You be snortin that hot dog water that's why you acting all crazy.

I smoke some of that hot dog water before I go Drax dems schkoluntz!

by El Lobo 138 September 3, 2022