Deep Water Horizon

When you put feces In a condom, freeze it, take the condom off the shit and use it as a dildo on a girl. An Alaskan Pipeline without the condom.

Man I gave this girl a Deep Water Horizon this weekend, shit was messy.

by RawrIareDinosaur August 28, 2016

Deepwater Horizon

A sex position involving drilling a girl into submission until there is a mess everywhere.

I will drill her until she becomes the deepwater horizon.

by LegendaryJ! April 24, 2014

Gordular Horizon

The point of peak horizontal circumference near or relating to the gordula

Ima squanch her right in the gordular horizon

by Falcore Fox November 21, 2020

Gordular Horizon

The point of peak horizontal circumference near or relating to the gordula

Ima squanch her right in the gordular horizon!

by Falcore Fox November 21, 2020

Horizon academy

A shit hole where all the rich kids get away with anything because they're mommy's and daddy's give the school money and all the poor kids get in trouble bc they don't have money

Random person: horizon academy sounds like shit

Kid that goes to the school: oh yeah that schools a total shit hole

by Suvk my cock September 09, 2021

raise over the horizon

bro code for boners.

“bro did you raise over the horizon when you saw her face and body?”

by candygirl4 June 02, 2018

Getting Horizonned

To get scammed out of a large amount of money for a major investment (for example: a college course, driving school).

John: "Dude, we payed like 2000 euros to follow a course in IT system management and they don't ever teach us anything!"

Joe: "Shit dude... Sounds like we were getting horizonned out of our money when paying for this course!"

by KapiteinKoek March 05, 2019