Hoof Wood

Erectile hyperfunction; when a guy only needs a few seconds to slide in.

Put that damn hoof wood away! I already came 4 times.

by HardHoof September 18, 2015

hoof doof

A silly/goofy looking person, place or thing

Look at that dogs haircut. He looks like a hoof doof!

by Trapqueenangie July 23, 2022

hoof doof

A silly, goofy person. An airhead. Funny looking.

Look at that dog. Looks like a hoof doof!

by Trapqueenangie July 30, 2022

shit hoof

Smelly foot or fucked up looking feet

Get your shit hoofs off my couch

by Shit hoofs July 12, 2019

Hoof and Woof

Another term for the childhood illness; foot in mouth disease that is typically passed from child to child in daycare settings.

Just got a call from my kids doctor. My kid caught a case of the hoof and woof from that nasty daycare.

by sheepdog1 October 20, 2021

Down Hoof

Down hoof is like Down syndrome but only pigs can get it. look at Penelope sitting there with her Mohawk standing and her mouth half ajar. she def has down hoof.

Penelope, with her distinctive Mohawk and slightly open mouth, exhibits traits that might be likened to a condition unique to pigs, similar in name to Down syndrome but specific to her species. Down hoof is linked to one known pig “Penelope” although scientist believe more pigs are affected.

by J.Vicidomine June 13, 2024

Bull Hoof

The male version of a cameltoe. When your balls are so tight in your jeans that it has the appearance of a bull hoof.

“Fuck man, my jeans are really crampin’ my balls right now”
“Dude, you’re totally bull hoofin’ it!”

by Bullhoofer October 12, 2022