when your posing in the mirror and you get a glance of your large breasts, you simultaneously lactate and cum at the same time. this course of action ruins your perception of life, friendships, and even family. You abandon all hope and devote your life to making clothing in a Shein factory. Forever doomed to a mid physique.
“hey why did you drop out of school? Weren’t you majoring in engineering?”
“I was accidentally pulling a hogan, now i have to buy my flight ticket to vietnam”
“I was accidentally pulling a hogan, now i have to buy my flight ticket to vietnam”
by RealOGLivingBigBack February 12, 2025
When a husband settles a divorce with 70/30 decision with his wife. The female gets 70% and the male gets 30% of the assets
by Faze855 November 28, 2018
by Malakai x August 16, 2021
You body slam the shit out of your partner while she has your dogs dick in her mouth and she throws up on its dick while saying hulk hogan.
by AnimalLover3006 May 07, 2020
When you cum on her face and it runs down her top lip and down the sides of her mouth giving her the signature Hulk Hogan mustache brother!
You know what I'm gonna do!? Give you the Hulk Hogan and fire off my millions of Hulkamaniacs all over your face and have them running wild, on you!
by Gabbo Gabbo Gabbo! August 17, 2023
Refering to when Hulk Hogan would rip his shirt off before each match, this term has to do with foreskin. Basically, a male with foreskin is pounding away and the vag starts to dry up. Being close to climax, he bypasses the option to pull out and spit on his dick for more lubrication and proceeds to pound dry. The build up of friction gives him an unwanted circumcision resembling Hulk Hogan ripping off his shirt.
Tyrant: Juicy J isn’t coming into work today?
Big Easy: Juicy J is not cumming for a long time. My man accidentally did The Hulk Hogan with his gf last night.
Tyrant: I guess now he has zero skin.
Big Easy: Juicy J is not cumming for a long time. My man accidentally did The Hulk Hogan with his gf last night.
Tyrant: I guess now he has zero skin.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm March 10, 2019
When you cum on her face and it runs down her top lip and down the sides of her mouth giving her the signature Hulk Hogan mustache brother!
You know what I'm gonna do!? Give you the Hulk Hogan and have my millions of Hulkamaniacs dripping down your face running wild, on you!
by Gabbo Gabbo Gabbo! August 17, 2023