hike-ing

When you are racing in a video game and start trolling the other racers

I was hike-ing my friends last night in Grand Theft Auto 5.

by KingLongStaff July 2, 2016

Is the hike worth the view?

When questioning if something is worth it, this phrase might come to mind.

I want to study all night, but is the hike worth the view?

by basicbails June 11, 2019

That’s a hike

Philly slang for “that’s too far”

Person 1: Come see me, I live down sw

Person 2: I’m ngl that’s a hike.

by Ijustbebored February 13, 2022

no-joke hikes

No joke hikes are hikes that more than a "hike" in the suburbs, where moms go to the park for a 30 minute "hike" and then head to the bar. No joke hikes are at least four miles long, you may even schedule your vacations to have these types of hikes in them and they are not an excuse just to head to the bar.

Me: I have to get in shape for this trip?
Them: Where are you going?
Me: I'm hiking the Canyonlands in April with the Explorer Chicks. Our longest hike is 11 miles. Others are 5 miles.
Them: WoW! Thats a no-joke hikes!

by Siouxsie Supertramp January 11, 2021

hiking amnesia

Hiker’s own selective amnesia.

Remembering the “wow” at the top but forgetting the “fuck there’s more” on the trail, making you want to do it again.

-We should redo the same trail because the view was stunning
-Must be your hiking amnesia speaking cuz we nearly died going up

by bcer420 January 5, 2024

hiking shoes

the shoes Jason Kelce wore for all of his career starts with the Philadelphia Eagles. (This is because he hikes the ball)

“What kind of shoes does Jason Kelce wear during the game?”

“Hiking shoes!!! Go birds!”

by anonymous December 12, 2024

California hike

Going to any sort of outdoor nature location with the express purpose of smoking weed and not actually caring about hiking.

Dave said he wanted to go hiking with me but it ended up just being a California hike.

by bababoooeyy September 28, 2023