Photo-Hiking

The Art of "Looking" like an Olympic Gymnast:

Stretching arms and legs outward in a most painful to maintain position
giving your 127% effort to squeeze every last bit of speed out of the boat to excel past the competition
as the Photographer gets the "Money Shot"

Holly - here comes Woody hand me my brush

Dave - set the beers out of view, skip thinks it's a dry boat

Bob - Holly get that shirt off, the race is 1 hr but the photos are forever!

Holly - Ok let's Hike like we're gettin blown off the side

Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking

Bob - Holy Shit I thought he'd never leave !

Dave - Ya my fuckin back is killing me !

Holly - Hay who's got my top ?

Bob - 10 seconds of "Photo-Hiking" feels like all fuckin day !

Holly - Com-On WTF did you guys do with my top ?

Dave - Shit our Beers are gone over the side !

Holly - well at least we should get som Great pix on the rail ...eh

Dave - Holly your top is right behind you

Holly - Dudes look he's commin back where's my brush?

Bob - Hike Bitches ........... Hike

Skipper - when you guys get a chance it'd look nice to hook the kite in the other 2 corners

Bob - Oh Shit Never fails

Dave - why is he always around when these things happen :-O

by DA-WOODY November 10, 2010

Fallon Hike

Urban or neighborhood walk, sometimes in nature, sometimes in the mall. Rarely a true hike

I’m going to go on a 20 minute Fallon Hike around the mall, want to come with ?

by Kmf101516 May 23, 2019

conditioning hike

The most hellish and painful experiences on the planet. It starts off with a simple walk. And about 90 pounds on your body. For 21 kilometers. A big "fuck you" given to US Marines before they redeploy.

Hey Martinez, you want to go to McDonald's?
Nah man, I can't get fat before the Conditioning Hike.
Oh fuck, I forgot!

by Doc Of the Walk March 30, 2015

Hiking Basilisk

The hiking basilisk is a heavy smoker. He is bad at Call of Duty and mostly every other game he plays. he uses improper grammar and makes an abundance of spelling mistakes while trying to insult people on Facebook.

Josh: Jake was being a real Hiking Basilisk Yesterday he told me "yuor a fukng fagot" on facebook

Kyle: wow what a jerk.

by b0ssf1ght November 24, 2011

hike

I am a rich little white girl tho too so I can bring whatever you want to eat supper out or do you know what you think you are looking for a divorce and family members in the evening

We hiked bear butte to divorce friends and family.

by Cheesekaker November 20, 2022

Avid Hiking

When you dont fuck with the pussy ass bike trails and youre more than willing to scale a cliff with your bong.

Also at least one hiker in the group must have access to snapchat. Selfies.

Avid hiking (sung)

What do you wanna do?

Me: Avid Hiking

by slutmonkey69boobs September 20, 2016

Happy Hike

1.When a man has hair from his chest leading to his penis that exceeds the "Happy Trail" follicle quota.

2.When a happy trail looks wide enought that you can drive a car on it, that is a happy hike.

i was going to go down on this one guy but when he took off his shirt i noticed he had a happy hike instead of a happy trail

by slackeylackey01 February 25, 2011