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Hearse Race

An election or succession of governmental leadership where all candidates are of extreme age, leading the question to be not of their quality but of how long they have left to live.
The end-times of the Soviet Union saw a Hearse Race within Soviet Leadership.
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Healed

That fulfilling, warm feeling of content you get when watching Twitch streamers Yusuf7n and Psypho interact on stream together. Symptoms include uncontrollable smiling, kicking your feet like a child, and spamming HEALED in the chat.
"Bro, Yusuf7n and Psypho went live together and I swear I couldn't stop smiling... I'm HEALED"
by HitmaNerd November 26, 2025
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Healed Alpha

A guy that's been fucked up by life, but has healed and now his shit together
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Piano Healer

A musician who plays light and upbeat piano music. Used as stress help.
You're depressed and you have a piano, so get a piano healer.
by silverseal September 18, 2011
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upright hearse

Vehicle driven only by persons less than ten years away from being a horizontal hearse passenger (Continental, Park Avenue, Sedan de Ville, etc.) at speeds less than that used by drivers of a regular hearse while in a procession.
The speed limit is 65 on 275 through St. Petersburg, but it's hard to get to that speed because of all the upright hearses.
by young fogey March 21, 2014
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Laurie Halse Anderson

One of the best young adult novelists America has ever known. She's one of the only authors I know of who depicts the ideal teenager as not a quiet, popular, polite, content straight-A soccer-player with gorgeous blonde hair and boobs the size of boulders, but as a young adult who does what makes them feel good and takes the time to consider their feelings and mental health, proceeding to share their thoughts with others. Her most popular novel, Speak (which was turned into a movie and a graphic novel) talks about overcoming trauma and expressing emotions, as well as an overall message of the importance of communication. Her other books for young adults include Wintergirls, Prom, The Impossible Knife of Memory, Twisted (told by a male protagonist), and Catalyst.

Unfortunately, some of her books, such as Speak, have been banned from middle and high school libraries due to Halse Anderson's tendency to discuss serious issues, like sexual assault and self-harm, which has been bashed by the dangerously high quantity of fucking idiots crusting on the earth. Yes, the world is a scary place, but ignorance will not diminish them, and will only make it worse (imagine you're in a pitch-black room with many other people, but you don't know that- you think the world has blown up and you're all alone). And not only do her books discuss these issues, but they feel like a sympathetic poem rather than a scolding lecture.
I am currently reading Wintergirls by Laurie Halse Anderson. I'm not sure what it's getting more out of me- laughs or tears. But it sure takes my breath away.
by SweetieJew September 30, 2017
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Ghetto hearse

What day do the bin men come ?The ghetto hearse is starting to smell
by Donny Diamond June 4, 2018
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