Red Handy

When a menstruating woman pleasures herself and her dude walks in a catches her and he’s disgusted so to try and make it better she give him a hand job with her bloody hand.

Guy 1: Why is your dick red, I can’t put that in my mouth?
Guy 2: Oh, craziest thing, I caught your sister masturbating and to keep me from running and telling everyone, she gave me a Red Handy.
Guy 1: GROSS DUDE SHE’S ON HER PERIOD!
Guy 2: Haha, exactly.

by Captain Red Wing June 6, 2018

lil handy

Best rapper on the planet.

Hey, did you hear lil handy's new song?

by Lil handy March 29, 2017

Homie Handie

Just a handie for a homie.
Nothin gay about it, just 1 straight friend givin another straight friend a handjob, no big deal.
Could also be said as homie handjob.

Person A: I gave Tim a homie handie last night.
Person B: Did you say “no homo” before, during and after and/or wear socks?
Person A: Of course I did; I’m not gay or anything.

by Swaghaver69 April 1, 2021

handy on a rolly

The act of giving and/or receiving a hand job while riding a rollercoaster

quote by: Mackenzie Squire

Saturday is going to be our fourteen months and we’re going to be at Canada’s Wonderland.

“you should give him a handy on a rolly.”

by kenzsqui September 12, 2019

Moist Handy

an unexpectedly wet high five

the boys won the grand final and after went to the locker rooms for a round of Moist Handys

by Corayzy November 21, 2022

dancefloor handy

A hand job given on a crowded dance floor.

My poor behaviour at the party was eclipsed by the scandal of Tegan giving Jim a dancefloor handy.

by La-a Laker January 13, 2013

Stickshift Handy

When an inexperienced female or male attempts to give a handjob. Much like going straight from first to fifth gear. Handjobs are suppose to go up and down, not back and forth.

"Joe did you hookup with Sara last night?"
"Yeah man Im hurtin' she gave me the worst Stickshift Handy i've ever seen"

by LCopeCope March 2, 2017