body guard

The cock blocking fat bitch between you and the hot chick, usualy her best friend.

I trying to get to the chick at the bar but she's got a fucking body guard. This is why you need a wingman.

by Poondangle May 26, 2008

Edge Guarding

A technique used in any of the Super Smash Brothers games to keep people from getting back onto the stage after being knocked off.

Hanging off the eldge to keep your opponent from jumping back on is a commonly used edge guarding technique.

by Mac70 June 26, 2008

Anduin Guard

A group of rangers who protect the Anduin river.

Meriadoc Brandybuck, Gamling the Great, and MorgothsRing are captains of the Anduin Guard.

by MorgothsRing January 18, 2004

Bull Guard

Abruptly moving someone out of the way of what they are after and rightfully deserve. This can be done by physically pushing the person out of the way, or by going behind there back in an underhanded fashion. Often times this is unexpected by the other person. The person does this either because they need what the other person is after or they just don't want the other person to have it.

1. Man that guy totally bull guarded his way to the front of the line!!

by Bubblegum2008 December 16, 2008

Imperial Guard

Meat shield for the Space Marines.

Wow, the Imperial Guard suck ass.

by Munchie January 24, 2005

Printer Guard

To guard the printer at work.

When you have printed something you know you shouldn't have, using your office's printer/ink.

You then guard the printer while your paper is being printed so that no one else can accidentally grab your paper. Which could result in embarrassment and/or reprimanding.

Also "Printer Anxiety":
While you are Printer Guarding, you may experience Printer Anxiety because (a) You have printed something long and it is taking forever. (b) Your paper has gotten jammed. (c) Someone is printing at the same time as you, so you both are standing near the printer, awkwardly.

Office Girl 1- "Wow, that was sketchy, I just got done printing 13 pages of my coupons, in color!"

Office Girl 2- "So what?"

Office Girl 1- "So, I had to Printer Guard for like 20 minutes while it was printing!"

by RazorBladesInCandyBars November 19, 2010

Crusty Guard

When one ejaculates a significant enough quantity within their pants so as to build up a thick shell around their junk that acts as a biodegradable, homemade, and shock-resistant cup.

"Ah man, I was horny before the big lacrosse match so I built up a nice ol' crusty guard."

by anonymous March 29, 2015