similar to the word "attitude" gruntitude is the grunties for of attitude, seeing as they are smaller then us they dont have the same anger we get sometimes its smaller.
in a sentence "man that grunty is very rude, he needs to work on his gruntitude problems."
in a sentence "man that grunty is very rude, he needs to work on his gruntitude problems."
by InsaneWind May 26, 2008
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Shelia has such a tight ass that I had two grunt rings on my dick when I pulled out of her ass.
Shelia has such a tight ass that I had two grunt rings on my dick when I pulled out of her ass.
by Cyanide Gas October 23, 2010
Get the Grunt Ring mug.Gristle Ring: Noun A direct result of over straining to move a heavy object leads to blowing out the meaty part of the spincther.
Grandson: I'll move those boxes Grandpa!
Grandpa: Watch yourself boy them sum bitches are heavy, careful you don't blow your Gristle Ring clean out your drawers!
Grandpa: Watch yourself boy them sum bitches are heavy, careful you don't blow your Gristle Ring clean out your drawers!
by Booosted and juiced September 10, 2011
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This ain't no vacation spot! Grunt, grunt, squeeze and get back on the field!
Grunt, grunt, squeeze, privates! And you need to be wiping while you're walking! Left, wipe, left, wipe, left!
Grunt, grunt, squeeze, privates! And you need to be wiping while you're walking! Left, wipe, left, wipe, left!
by roadrnr78 October 16, 2014
Get the grunt, grunt, squeeze mug.The sexual art of rendering beef fat in order to inject it into your penis hole to achieve a large, fat penis once the fat congeals. Then during oral sex, when you ejaculate, instead of giving your partner standard semen, you give your partner a complimentary KC strip in their mouth.
I never liked giving blow jobs but his cock was so big I had to do it. I was rockin’ that cock when I realized he was grubtunneling me. “True meat in my mouth!”
by masaco September 8, 2016
Get the grubtunneling mug.Sometime mistaken as a handicap bar to help pull someone up from the toilet. Actual purpose of grunt bar next to a toilet is to get maximum leverage when forcing a giant shit out of your ass. Grunting out loud optional.
by PIpeman January 4, 2017
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