Grumpy Member

Grumpy Member

/ˈɡrəmpē ˈmembər/

noun

def. A penis with fecal matter on it.

The Grumpy Member smelled poorly, a washing was in order.

by Himchickenrich May 11, 2022

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the grumpy marmoset

when a man who cannot reproduce throws his semen into a group of bystanders

dude why is mike in jail "he found out he cant reproduce and did the grumpy marmoset on a group of people downtown."

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A generic saying to call someone grumpy.

Quit being a Grumpy gut.

by Carlguy42 February 21, 2017

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A generic saying to call someone grumpy.

Quit being a grumpy gut.

by Carlguy42 February 21, 2017

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When your vagina doesn't want that penis because it's depressed

We can't have sex because I have a grumpy vagina.

by Samig April 11, 2015

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a hand job given by someone who is in a particularly bad mood.

My girlfriend was in such a bad mood last night but at least she still gave me a Grumpy Milkshake

by BNBears June 09, 2025

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Grumpy Milkshake
A hand job while the giver of the hand job is in a bad mood

My girlfriend was in such a bad mood last night but at least she still made a Grumpy Milkshake

by BN_Bears March 20, 2025

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