Wake up on the grumpy side of the bed

To discover that your partner has doubled down in retaliation for a recent relationship slight of yours.

Johnny Depp missed Amber Heard's birthday party, so he had to wake up on the grumpy side of the bed.

by AQuokka April 20, 2022

Rip a grumpy

To fart (ferociously)

Tom: (farts loudly!)
Jim: did you just rip a grumpy?

Tom: I’ve had bad farts all day.

Jim: oh, I agree grumpy buns.

by Michael Muffins February 25, 2025

Grumpy Troll

The act of two individuals rubbing their buttholes together in a misguided attempt to achieve sexual pleasure. So named for the involuntary noises and facial expressions made by the participants during the act.

Person 1: Guys, I tried the Grumpy Troll last night.

Person 2: Seriously? Feel anything.

Person 1: Nothing. Literally, nothing.

Person 2: How hard did you try.

Person 1: Let me put it this way. I'm much grumpier today.

by NoMoreButtRubs September 12, 2012

double grumpy

To take an extra large voluptuous extremely painful and sometimes explosive poop in your pants

That taco johns went right through me, I gotta go to a double grumpy.

by mogerbitch2 January 12, 2020

grumpy bum

when you are being a poo to someone and being mean to someone

why are you being a grumpy bum :(

by JEFFERY THE 3RD September 1, 2020

Butt Grumpy

The mood someone is in when they have lingering diarrhea, which results in an irritation due to over wiping.

Charles will not be able to attend his yoga class today because he is rather butt grumpy.

by darth duder May 7, 2011

Grumpy

A grumpy as per Johnny Depp vs Amberd Heard - "a human being had dropped a grumpy onto the bed" to shit the bed and leave it for someone else to find.

I was surprised to find Amber Heard dropped a grumpy in my bed.

by Grumpyhunter July 7, 2023