Pinch A Grumpy 

PINCH A GRUMPY - Pinching A Grumpy is another way to explain going to the bathroom. Or a simplier term, Taking a crap or going poop.

PAG is the acronym.

PAG = Pinch A Grumpy
PAGing = Pinching a Grumpy

Instead of an apple a day keeps the doctor away, everyone should Pinch A Grumpy.

That dog takes forever to pick a spot and PAG.

Pinch A Grumpy by emmyfrompogo November 23, 2010

stroke the grumpy 

1. Bringing a friend or colleague out of a bad mood with a handy.

2. Bringing one's self out of a bad mood by masturbating.

3. Obligatory sex with one's spouse.

My boss was in a bad mood this morning, so I stroked his grumpy, and now he's all smiles.

What is she doing in there? She was probably stroking the grumpy.

Had to stroke the grumpy last night, it had been three weeks since the last time we had sex.

stroke the grumpy by grumpyd December 10, 2010

scrunching a grumpy

the physical act of defecating, going number 2, shitting or more specifically: the movement of one's bowels resulting in the excretion of fecal matter, typically in a toilet.

Ciarra took matches and spray with her to the bathroom because she was planning on scrunching a grumpy.

scrunching a grumpy by SlowPoke33 September 9, 2009

crunching a grumpy 

pooping or taking a poop

man, I ate all that food, I went to the bathroom and was crunching a grumpy, when someone knocked on the door.

crunching a grumpy by Wolfeppt1 August 4, 2006

Gary Grumpy-Pants 

n. 1. one who may easily become grouchy or grumpy, even if it is not that often; 2. one who is always grouchy or grumpy.

Anja was being such a Gary Grumpy-Pants because she got annoyed when Adrianna and Alanna wanted to slappa da bass for the picture.

Gary Grumpy-Pants by the girl from ipanema April 29, 2009

righteous grumpy 

a fully satisfying bowel movement

fred was in the bathroom handling a righteous grumpy

righteous grumpy by alex dodsworth December 9, 2008

The Grumpy Cat 

An insanely alcoholic beverage comprised of 2 shots of Vodka, 2 shots Bacardi 151, 2 shots of Gin, and 2 1\2 cups of cranberry juice.

Mr.: Hey, wanna throw down The Grumpy Cat?

Ms: Hell yeah, let's get trashed!

The Grumpy Cat by Capt. Crump August 19, 2013