A small tennis ball that is cut open and you fill it up with semen. You then put a small amount of dynamite inside.
You wire in a wick a wick and when you light it it will explode into globs of semen
You wire in a wick a wick and when you light it it will explode into globs of semen
by foooswagga-1 January 28, 2011
One sexual partner is positioned above another (On top of a ladder or balcony) and has a bowel movement. For the French Grenade to be completely successful, a good portion of the stool must land in the other sexual partner's (reciever) mouth. The reciever must be lying on his/her back on the floor.
by Longdongtom69 January 28, 2009
guy-1: "that black guy is gonna try and steal my wallet."
smart guy: "Well throw a KFC grenade and run!"
smart guy: "Well throw a KFC grenade and run!"
by 87 January 31, 2008
The plural of the term Grenade, meaning a large group of unattractive, sometimes overweight, women. Usually found in clubs, the Grenade Parade has caused at least 3,000,000,000 (3 Billion) casualties in the world of clubbing. Usually one Grenade escapes the pack and makes it's way to the bar, it then waits for it's prey to ingest the required amount of alcohol before sweeping in and bringing their prey back to their Den to feed.
Chuck: Hey dude, do ya think I'll be able to pick up a hot one in that group?
Jim: Don't bother dude. I checked and all I see is a Grenade Parade
Jim: Don't bother dude. I checked and all I see is a Grenade Parade
by Zackastors September 28, 2010
My grandmother has a grenade pussy.
by Pimpin Is My Lifestyle March 30, 2005
To take a hit for the team. To make a sacrifice (implication being a SUPREME one) to save your friends. By extension, to accept the inevitable.
The definitions in this thing are so farking lame, I'm going to have to fall on the grenade and post one myself.
by Nick Pitt August 05, 2003
In a group of your friends, the guy designated to taking the fat chick, so your friends can get with her much hotter (not fat) friends.
Beth and Clarissa are hot, but they always hang out with that fat grenade chick... Better get Mike to be our grenade man. After all, fat chicks need love, too.
by Big Red AF January 20, 2007