gremlin horse

when someone or something looks like a gremlin and a horse
also used to call out bad behaviour

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A: Wow he looks like a gremlin horse

2
B: Ugh, stop being so gremlin horse!

3
C: That wasn't very gremlin horse fo you.

by bizzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyy February 11, 2021

Cock Gremlin

When a man squats down naked while jacking off. Many cock gremlins are found on omegal

I was on omegal yesterday and saw like six cock gremlins. I wanna tip one over

by Lizard.tits June 1, 2019

Gremlin Hands

Abnormally small and wrinkly hands, like the hands of an old, old woman. Immune to the strongest hand lotions. Can be used as sand paper in rare cases.

Q:Why do you always wear mittens?

A: Because I have gremlin hands...

by munchkineater March 6, 2012

Smut Gremlin

Short, gross slut that can be found at the University of Delaware

That smut gremlin has slept over every night this semester.

by giants 123 March 9, 2010

Gentle Gremlin

Verb. The process of eating a female's vagina with passion while still savoring every last queef.

Girl 1: Dude, a dude did the gentle gremlin on my pussy last night, so good I was shaking.
Girl 2: Pog

by RealityUnfold January 15, 2021

Cum Gremlin

A female that enjoys cold dark rooms full of alcohol, lube, and sex toys. Usually angry. Enjoys cum.

How’s my little cum gremlin doing?

by Therealcumgremlin February 9, 2021

The Gremlin Grunt

When you fuck someone so hard that they start grunting in an extremely deep voice, often sounding like a shitty Golem from Lord of The Rings. This low grunting will continue until your partner lets out a massive screech. Signifying their change into the Gremlin King/Queen, they are now the ruler of all Gremlins, truly a noble honor.

Yesterday Elizabeth transformed into The Gremlin Queen after she pulled off The Gremlin Grunt.

by Gamer_God_88 December 28, 2020