Grandma's on the boat!

1. A slang term for when a member of ones social circle engages in an act that they would typically be unwilling or unable to participate in due to various limitations.

2. An ironic expression intended to celebrate rowdy behavior by juxtaposing that behavior with the behavioral tendencies of the elderly and enfeebled.

Prsn1: Lets go into town for a late night pub crawl.
Prsn2: Okay, but you know I can't handle alcohol quite like I used to...
Prsn1: Grandma's on the boat!

by Epimone July 5, 2019

Angry Grandma

A Youtuber who always says "ICEHOLE!" and "MOTHER FUCKER!"

Angry Grandma threw the potato and said "MOTHER FUCKER!"

by Echold2006 June 12, 2023

grandmas kisses

when you "kiss" someone with your asshole while they're eating it/rimming you

"i love your grandmas kisses"

by cornychips June 4, 2021

grandma driver

hands at 10 & two on the steering wheel and hunched over to see out the windshield

Chris Craig is a grandma driver when he goes on roadtrips

by dictionarious December 18, 2008

Grandma Noma

1. The greatest lady in the world according to some!!
2. A style of shooting a basketball, similar to a "granny shot". In which the ball seldom makes it in the basket.

1. Tim loves his Grandma Noma!

2. "Did you see Tim shoot for Grandma Noma?"
"Yes, I thought he was gonna make it this time."

by jiggalove May 14, 2005

Grandma Muff

It's self explanatory. An old woman's vagina. Originated from South Park's "It's a Jersey Thing"

Those panties make me look like I have a grandma muff

by ScUmFoX October 19, 2010

Wades Grandma

wades grandma is the sexiest GILF in the history of man kind. it is roumered that when she sits down you can hear sea lions applauding and the waves breaking against her thighs. it is also stated as a fact that she takes so many loads into her soaking vagina that she has had a revolving door fitted to her thighs.

have you seen Wades Grandma.. what a GILF

by Kill3rkrok December 5, 2012