Granite State Goodbye

When one of the many uninsured drivers in New Hampshire hits your vehicle then takes off to avoid having to pay for the damage.

Person 1: "What happened to your vehicle?"
Person 2: "I was visiting a friend in New Hampshire when one of the locals hit my parked vehicle."
Person 1: "Any idea who it was?"
Person 2: "No, he gave me the Granite State Goodbye!"

by Goddess Morningstar November 4, 2022

The hard goodbye

Another word for suicide.

Before giving himself the hard goodbye, a strange tranquility washed over him. He finally understood the word acceptance and was ready to walk into the unknown.

by Dairo11 December 4, 2022

a proper goodbye

the morning after a night of ravenous sexual intercourse, while the chick is still asleep, you get ready to leave, whip your cock out and jizz on her right before you run out the door

"hey man how was your morning with that chick, probly awkward right?"

"nah man, i gave her a proper goodbye and its all good."

by bull73 December 23, 2008

Goodbye tonight

Goodbye Tonight is the fifth and final single from Start Something, the second album by the Welsh rock band lostprophets. The single was fairly unsucsessful in comparison to the other singles like Burn Burn and Last Train Home.

Track listing

CD 1
Goodbye Tonight
Last Train Home (remix)
Wake Up (Make A Move) (remix)
Video : The Making Of Goodbye Tonight

CD 2
Goodbye Tonight
Burn Burn (remix)

Vinyl
Goodbye Tonight

Also:
from the album: Start Something
Released: November 22, 2004 (U.K)
Format: CD
Genre: Rock
Length: 3:54
Label: Columbia Records / Visible Noise
Producer(s): Eric Valentine

Chart positions
42 (U.K)

Goodbye tonight was the last single from start something and the least sucsessful

by Scarer August 11, 2006

Italian Goodbye

When you leave a room or situation in a very loud and in your face type of way i.e. swearing, taking a bowel movement on the floor, keying a car, throwing up middle fingers, calling people names etc etc

Elio just keyed my car on the way out of the party - what an Italian Goodbye.

by penandpaperpencil March 2, 2015

Irish Goodbye

To depart, as from a bar or pub, without notifying the friends or family you are with.

Reed: "Hey, where is Dodge? He was supposed to buy the next round."

Collin: "I saw him about 20 minutes ago, standing next to the bar, swaying while he ordered a shot."

Reed: "You know what that means. He is probably a mile away by now, stumbling along a sidewalk, on his way home."

Collin: "He is truly the master of the Irish Goodbye."

by Dizzy Bizz April 18, 2010

Cuban goodbye

Taking 45 minutes to leave a party as your Cuban spouse continues jabbering with her mother, her aunts, and her nieces.

Opposite of an Irish goodbye.

Every time I go to a party with Monkee in Miami, I spend 45 minutes in the driveway smoking my pipe as his espousa, Bertika, works the crowd in her Cuban goodbye.

by Sturgeons Rest September 17, 2015