Feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk

To masturbate, jerk off, beat ones meat.

I walked in on Mark feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk. Motherfucker.

by oneequalszero September 5, 2006

Sweating like a gerbil in a gay bar.

Really, really hot and sweaty.

Man, I'm sweating like a gerbil in a gay bar.

by ibbjamin June 22, 2007

o rly gerbil

an animated GIF of a gerbil turning his head and saying O RLY?
funny as hell

Random Dude:You seen the pic of the O RLY gerbil?
Fat Guy:Oh yeah i did that shit was funny.

by Bobkiller March 30, 2008

verbal Gerbil

phone sex techinque most often used by the homosexual population

" Man that was really hot on the phone last night, you really got me with the Verbal Gerbil!"

by TaporChoke July 23, 2008

Gerbil voodoo

The complete failure of attempting verbal judo. Increasing another person's anger while trying to defuse a volatile situation.

Bill tried to calm the angry customer with some gerbil voodoo and got punched in the face.

by Ham So Low November 4, 2022

Gerbil bites

When a person pinches anothers bum with his/her pointer finger and thumb.

I don't like when my husband gives me gerbil bites when I am going up the stairs!

by Chandieboombom October 9, 2015

Gerbil Offender

When you really love gerbils.

Girl:look at the cute gerbils
Man:I wanna touch the gerbils.

Girl: nu

Man:is touching gerbils
FBI: OPEN UP!!

Gerbil offender

When you offended a Gerbil.

by I_got_a_rat_in_my_ass February 21, 2021