funeral position

When you lay down in the bottom of your closet with "wake me up" by goofy playing

I've been in a funeral position during sad hours.

by DaddyCow May 6, 2018

Funer

Way cooler way more fun than anything ever. Legit the best thing ever compared to other things.

Trampolines are way funer than playgrounds.

by Gretstheoreo October 30, 2019

funeral pile

When you massacre a neighboring clan and pile up the body's ( generally a threat)

I will through you and your clan In a funeral pile

by Mc.ink November 5, 2020

Minnesota Funeral Home

When you bang a dead person in a coffin on a frozen lake.

I wanna do something crazy this weekend. Let’s drive up north and perform a Minnesota Funeral Home.

by Hail Steven January 7, 2021

Plumber's Funeral

The act of literally taking a shit on top of a coffin.

Scott got fired today - Camera's caught him giving our shipment of caskets we were sending to a funeral home a real Plumber's Funeral.

by Nightmare Ives March 19, 2021

Viking Piñata Funeral

A funeral process where a person’s cremated remains are set out to sea on a ship that is then lit on fire via fire arrows that are shot from the shore, then, the funeral attendees equip diving gear and collect the ashes, whoever gets the most wins the person’s will

“We had a Viking Piñata Funeral for Tyler last Saturday, he will be missed”

by Raccski April 10, 2021

Flower Funeral

A funeral held for dead flowers. Usually in a flowerbed side service honoring the sweetness and beauty of the dead flowers. Usually held after cutting or throwing away the dead flowers. Is also often held in a church. The only known Flower Funeral happened on November 18, 2011 when Ed Crankshaft, his daughter Pam Murdoch, and her husband Jeff were attending the funeral of a close friend. A Flower Funeral is not sad. In fact, it is very calming. So, if you want beautiful flowers for all time, hold a Flower Funeral for the ones you lost. Its a sweet thing to do.

Ed: Oh no, all my flower died. How am I going to remember them?

Pam: Why not have a Flower Funeral for them? We could crush them up and bury them.

Jeff: Sure! Lets go to Camp Swampy. I bet Stainy Stainglass would officiate.

Ed: Sure, a Flower Funeral would be nice because I love my garden! Sweet.

Stainy: Yes, I'll help! (he starts praying over the flowers) Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in memory of these beautiful flowers. May they always live in Heaven in beauty. (he makes the cross sign)

Ed: (bursts out crying) Poor flowers. I don't know what to do.

Stainy: Easy, I know you're stressed. But I got the Mary Mud right here. (he starts massaging Ed with the Mary Mud) Remember how good that felt? Its a nice way to end a Flower Funeral.

Jeff: (jumping up and down crying) I need some of that, too. Can I have some?

Stainy: Sure! This is the most important part of a Flower Funeral. You need flowers to stop stressing over flowers. Remember, flowers have power!

Pam: Sure. Its easy. Just remember its a trial but Flower Funerals make you smile! (she kisses Stainy and he rubs her with the Mary Mud)

by Dusty's Baby Powder November 23, 2011