Cube Farmer

A lost soul whose only purpose in life is to toil dawn til dusk in the dreaded office job. The resident worker of a cube farm.

As a cube farmer at the cube farm, the only thing I can grow is a fatter ass.

by Dumpy the Clown September 3, 2013

Naughty Farmer

A person, Can be male or female, Who brings another person to new freaky sexual heights or teaches them something new in bed they've never seen before. Word first knowingly used by Tourquoise Jeep recording artist's Flynt Flossy and Yung Humma

Person 1: Man, I f***ed this girl last night and she had her bed sitting inside of a cage.
Person 2: Daaayum, She's a Naughty farmer bro

by DillzThaBoss September 3, 2013

Dairy Farmer's Arm

The sexual act of inserting an arm into a persons vagina or anus up to the shoulder.Much like a dairy farmer inspecting a cow.

I gave her the Dairy Farmer's Arm...
That girl was wild! I gave her the Double Dairy Farmer's Arm!

by MightyMehr February 23, 2017

Tiny Farmer Jacob

Tiny Farmer Jacob can be also known as a very tiny blonde boy. They are also usually midgets who make fun of other people because they think they’re the shit. Most of them have super high-pitched voices and don’t know when to shut up, most of the time they are tryhards.

Kellen: “Oh my god, Tiny Farmer Jacob is so annoying, he won’t stop talking. He’s still pretty cool tho I guess.”

Jackson: “I know right? Also I thought he was a blonde Raggedy Ann for a second.”

by Johnny Sanders January 21, 2020

popcorn farmer

1. A concession worker at the cinemas who put popcorn in bags or buckets using a popcorn scoop.

"I heard he got a job as a popcorn farmer at the movies"
"Failing theme parks, unsold Halloween costumes rotting on the docks, mass suicides by popcorn farmers, anything worse!..."

by JMReader July 31, 2020

Pummeler farmer

Someone who does a very mindless task over and over just to become acknowledged by others.

- Have you seen Oomkin lately?
- Oh yeah that dude is a real pummeler farmer. What a jerk.

by l00my March 17, 2022

Jadams The Farmer

Jadams the Farmer is a very... unique person... In his spare time, he likes to ride a horse cause he can't stand cars but if you want to go into detail he prefers carbon neutral horses. His favorite game is Farming Simulator 19 and spends most of his time bragging to his Minecraft girlfriends about his farming crops.

Sasha: Hey have you heard about the guy called Jadams The Farmer?

Cedric: Yeah but don't Jadam in Jadams The Farmer

by Chowmein360 February 11, 2019