The condition shared by all males wherein a common illness (usually a mild cold) is presented by the patient as life-threatening.
This is also known as 'Fishing for Sympathy' or 'Chronic Exaggeration'.
When the patient is your boyfriend, he will exhibit the standard symptoms (such as an overwhelming desire for compassion) while simultaneously rejecting any and all efforts you make to placate him.
This is also known as 'Fishing for Sympathy' or 'Chronic Exaggeration'.
When the patient is your boyfriend, he will exhibit the standard symptoms (such as an overwhelming desire for compassion) while simultaneously rejecting any and all efforts you make to placate him.
You: Awww, you poor fella.
Him: I'm DYING!
You: (Soothingly) Oh, you're not dying Cy.
Him: (Indignant) I AM! I have Man Flu!
You: Do you need some sympathy?
Him: Yes! But no one understands my pain...
You: I understa-
Him: NO YOU DO NOT!!!
Him: I'm DYING!
You: (Soothingly) Oh, you're not dying Cy.
Him: (Indignant) I AM! I have Man Flu!
You: Do you need some sympathy?
Him: Yes! But no one understands my pain...
You: I understa-
Him: NO YOU DO NOT!!!
by LimaUK June 26, 2006
1. A flu contracted by wetbacks and their pigs. All the cases in America were contracted by wetbacks and most were here illegally. See Swine Flu
Man those wetbacks are nasty, why dont they deport them yet....now they carry diseases like wetback flu...what is wrong with this administration
by shdwsclan April 29, 2009
1. The only thing other than mexicans that is now attempting to cross the US border in the millions.
2. What you accuse someone of having if u hear a cough.
2. What you accuse someone of having if u hear a cough.
CNN: the swine flu came from Mexico
The rest of America: No fuckin shit
Passenger 1: Cough*
Passenger 2: Bitch get the fuck out of here u gots the swine flu
Passenger 1: Ill swine flu ua ass if u dont get the fuck outta my face
The rest of America: No fuckin shit
Passenger 1: Cough*
Passenger 2: Bitch get the fuck out of here u gots the swine flu
Passenger 1: Ill swine flu ua ass if u dont get the fuck outta my face
by I like sex with pigs April 27, 2009
Any combination of airborne or suface-borne illnesses, contracted by the sharing of handheld electronic devices, D&D dice, cards or videogame controllers between various geeks of questionable hygiene. (Also See 'Geek Crud')
by Lexicon Grrl September 28, 2010
by Dave the Wave April 05, 2006
by Shayne B August 10, 2006
a sometimes-minor (can become a fullblown disease state if unchecked) illness contracted from raving, especially in the winter months.
the cause is thought to be a combination of sweat, cold air, sharing water/vicks inhalers, and ingesting large amounts of e or whatever one likes to fly on.
sometimes thought to be the result of a minor overdose or vigorous e-fueled making out.
the cause is thought to be a combination of sweat, cold air, sharing water/vicks inhalers, and ingesting large amounts of e or whatever one likes to fly on.
sometimes thought to be the result of a minor overdose or vigorous e-fueled making out.
raver: "where's waffles?"
raver 2: "he's got the raver flu"
raver: "aw, so does bones, she's had it since kandieland.."
raver 2: "probably all that K and the 'rolling coaster' "
raver: "mm. want a blue lady?"
raver 2: "sure, let's share water."
raver 2: "he's got the raver flu"
raver: "aw, so does bones, she's had it since kandieland.."
raver 2: "probably all that K and the 'rolling coaster' "
raver: "mm. want a blue lady?"
raver 2: "sure, let's share water."
by sheriff basshunter December 31, 2007