You MUST top floor if you want to take the first step toward knowing EITHER how long it will take OR who even lives there. Everyone needs to put their hands in the sink, but the shower can only be on after the Winter Solstice. Otherwise, burn the chair in the corner.
by Putzppoomer November 17, 2016
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Bro 2: check joes bed , he’s been braggin about how good his floor ham is.
Bro 2: check joes bed , he’s been braggin about how good his floor ham is.
by Bro mcdudeson January 14, 2018
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Get the Bathroom floor mug.Someone who uses their floor as if it's a closet. Meaning they throw their shit everywhere, but somehow seem to know exactly where their shit is when it comes time to use it.
"When her parents came to visit she put all the shit on her floor into garbage bags and stuffed them in her closet...when they left she tore the bags open and spread it back out. Her floors like her closet."
"She's a mutha fuckin floor closet girl!"
"She's a mutha fuckin floor closet girl!"
by The REAL Billiam March 15, 2012
Get the Floor Closet mug.The act of using your floor as a laundry hamper. In other words, just throwing your clothes on the floor.
by TacoInUrHat July 6, 2011
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