flabbergastation

it has no significant relation to gas stations
just EXTREMELY flabbergasted

"this bitch is so crazy, it left me flabbergastation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by aaahhchew July 11, 2024

flabergackle

Someone who uses words that are perplexing/made up

Francesco: I just got gooned by a flipper who is flanty.

Rachel: Francesco is such a flabergackle!

by Rizzerrach July 15, 2024

flabergestard

Smelly bum/ass/booty/bolumtious/balloons crack with poo skids on both cheeks

ewww you have a flabergestard

by smellybugaler February 15, 2025

flabbergastlighting

This combination of flabbergast and gas lighting implies an attempted deception so ambitious to be breathtaking.

The politician's claim was so ridiculous I called it flabbergastlighting.

by OzzieRob November 26, 2025

Screen Flabbergast

When your, until this moment, normal phone goes "gotcha bitch, touch screen is no more", and you can't type anymore.

Often resulting in having to call your friends to inform them.

Can't type anymore dude, my phone just screen flabbergasted on me.

by Captian Autism December 28, 2019