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Liar, liar, dick on fire

Where you have lied so much that the person you lied to sets your dick on fire.

If you dont have a dick, you will gain one and it will be put on fire.
David was a Liar, liar, dick on fire
by King_Toxic February 12, 2025
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fried eggs hanging on a nail

When the tits are old and sagging, with the look of fried eggs hanging on a nail. These tits are usually caused by breast feeding of numerous children. Similar to National Geographic Titties
What can we expect in terms of droopage here? A slight slope or the full-blown fried eggs hanging on a nail thing?
by rachiebabygirl January 21, 2007
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Peeing on the fire

when a group of people are laughing and another person makes it completely stop.
Group- "Hahahahahaha! Good one!

Guy- "Boats are cool."

Group- "WTF? Dude you are peeing on the fire"
by kicker159951 December 4, 2010
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threw gas on the fire

The starting pitcher gave up a run in the 6th inning, giving the other team the lead. The relief pitcher came in and threw gas on the fire, giving up more hits and walks, and eventually a run.
by Los Mets August 19, 2007
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deep fried turkey roll on a Tennessee schoolbus

When you put hotsauce on your hand and put all four fingers and the thumb up to the knuckles in a girl's ass and rotate your fist while reverse titty-fucking her as she sticks a pencil up your asshole and twists it.
On the way to the away game, Jill and I shared a deep fried turkey roll on a Tennessee schoolbus. My court date is next week.
by dickcheney December 5, 2007
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pissed on the fire

When someone completely kills a joke.
Guy 1: Yea its like a green elephant in the desert!
Guy 2: Ugh you just totally pissed on the fire dude
by Alivia M January 25, 2008
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Wood on the Fire

1. Putting wood on a fire
2. Getting venereal disease, so that your penis burns like it is on fire.
1. Could you put a little wood on the fire, it is getting chilly in here.
2. Chaz has to get to the student health center, he got a little wood on the fire.
by Stevr13 January 26, 2014
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