Felch-Tarts

Colloquial and descriptive reference to Kellogs S'Mores Pop-Tarts, owing to the gooey white- and brown-striped filling.

"Hey, buddy! Is that a box of Felch-Tarts? What a tasty treat!"
"Have one, I'm never eating these again, now that you've ruined them for me."

by Dead-End Kid November 16, 2021

felching blizzard

When a third party steps in and felches the semen out of a man’s arse after he has been inseminated. He then proceeds to blow the semen through a straw at the donor and recipient’s faces, resembling being out in a blizzard. Strictly a class move.

After Phil blew his load deep into Dan’s cornhole, Randy sucked every last drop out and gave them both a felching blizzard

by Mr Puffy March 21, 2021

felch

To offer a regal benefit, befitting of Kings and Queens. Gift of honor associated with great deeds done by royalty

A King who rules his Parliment to war and risks his closeest allies is Felched by ceremony and circumstance. The sword of the enemy may be felched upon him

by wordsam August 1, 2009

noodle felching

A sexual act where noodles, usually Maruchan instant, are slurped directly from a person's anus after they have engaged in anal sex and have at least 5 loads of cum and feces churned into truffle butter serving as a creamy carbonara like sauce.

Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.

Ricardo died from ecoli poisoning after noodle felching with his high school chem teacher.

by Demolitronicon January 14, 2023

gravy felch

the act of using gravy as anal lube, then felching the gravy out with the semen

I was hungry and horny at the same time last night so I gravy felched some hood rat at the party.

by thegoatfucker October 17, 2013

Felch

Sucking custard through a rubber tea towel holder

Felching

by Nathanial Brash August 15, 2010

felch fries

It’s French fries covered in felch. Pretty um interesting. You felch the fluids out and then spit them on some fries and give it to the person you felched from.

“babe i want French fries but we just fucked and I don’t want cum in my ass while I eat”
“I gotchu”
*slurp. doesn’t know where to spit so spits it on the fries”
“Look I gotchu special felch fries”
“yum yum. Thanks babe”

by mf legend no diddy February 4, 2025