express crush

A feeling of attraction towards an individual after meeting them once or twice that usually lasts for approximately 24 - 48 hours and then fades when a new individual enters the picture or the weekend is over. This feeling of attraction is usually sexual in nature and might lead to a make out session or a one night stand. Typically, an express crush is one of convenience hence the name "express crush".

Man, their friend Johnny was so cool last night. He brought everyone a round of drinks and stopped that nasty guy from hitting on me. I can't believe that he is leaving in 2 days to go back home. I sort of want to make out with him before he leaves. I totally have an express crush.

by Josie Nubanks January 7, 2008

Pineapple express

This is a comedy movie. The word pineapple express id the type off weed (marijuana) which basically gets them into the mess. Great movie. The weed is particularly strong and rare which is why its so funny.

Saul: This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had - and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light stuff I had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked - that baby would be the mother of all weed! PINEAPPLE EXPRESS!

Dale Denton: smells the marijuana Wow. This is the product of baby fucking.

by Rancor444 June 9, 2011

Express Route

By getting the girl to have a shower, it makes them already naked, and you don't need to do the task of seducing* the clothes off the girl, which normally consists of one piece of clothing at a time, could take a lot of time and effort, whereas the shower skips all the hard work and you get your sexy time quicker. Commonly abbreveated to ER. Once again all this could also be avoided by slipping viagra into her drink

*seducing can include anything from kisses to massaging to ripping. Depends on the girl, and your relationship with her...

ps. This is only the case if your girlfriend is not super horny and is the one taking your clothes off... in that case *hi5* man!

"Bernie told his girlfriend to have a shower so he could take the express route"

"eh i can't be bothered kissing you, go have a shower.."

"Mat couldn't get this girl to take the ER, so he had to seduce (rip) her clothes off" naughty boy mat...

by The Mathmagician November 4, 2007

Chaircover Express

The antithesis of integrity, ingenuity, ambition, customer service and reason.

Chaircover Express messed up your order. You are out of luck.

by derekwerhwarhwear August 4, 2007

Baguette Express

A chain of shops, which sell the most amazin' baguettes I've ever had.!
And they are cheap..! Most of the Baguette Express shops are in Scotland.

P.S Perfect combo with Irn-Bru.

Hey dude, can I have a white baguette with Coronation Chicken Spicy, Tomatoes, Mozzarella and Sliced Egg, please!? Oh yeah and some Irn-Bru.?

That will be 3.20 then.. (Cheap as shit!)

Ah man, cant wait to go to Baguette Express, their baguettes are freakin'amazin';

by DutchTom January 9, 2009

self expression

The proper term used to discribe when kk and doom give people the Middle Finger.

When the judge asked the reason why KK flicked off the traffic cop, KK stated that he was only expressing himself.

by James Bourne September 10, 2003

Midnight Express

Attempting anal intercourse with your sleeping partner.

Note - This can performed at anytime of the day, but has more signifance when perfomed in the mignight hour.

Reference - Midnight Express (1978) - American college student sentenced to life in jail in Turkey for trying to smuggle Hashish. During his time in prison is repeatedly sodomized by jailers.

I tried to catch the Midnight Express, but got a slap across the face instead.

by Bruno Cosentino May 26, 2006