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Eva

Her farts are like a lumberjack cutting down a tree that is filled with 6.2 litres of farts and fermented fish oils with mackerel seabass. She thinks she is edgy but is like a play dough ball.
Aurora:Is that eva?
Scarlett: *AHEGAO FACE*
by Ramenpiggo June 30, 2019
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Eva

The school's hoe.
Any guy you named, she has fucked. Blowjobs, handjobs,whatever you want she don't discriminate. Walls? Her pussy is a black hole in a parallel universe.
Not to mention a bad friend, she'll fuck your boyfriend behind your back, and then be the one to comfort you when he breaks up with you.
"Dude! You fucked Eva?! Go get checked"
by Realniqqa687 May 30, 2017
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Eva

A measurement of a usually a long and tedious period of time.
"This class is going for Evas!"
"We haven't seen each other in Evas!"
by Not Matilda September 11, 2014
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Eva

Literal piece of shit. Parents spelled Ava wrong on birth certificate. Disappointment to all.
Person 1: What's ur name?

Person 2: Eva
Person 1: Wow, ur a literal piece of shit.
by Ava is how you spell Ava October 28, 2019
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Eva

The most amazing girl you'll ever meet in your whole life. She has magical brown eyes and a smile that will litteraly heal you. She's kind, friendly, loving, funny, litteraly everything you'd want in a person. The person who is together with her is the luckiest guy in the entire world as well.
Aw man, she's such an Eva
by Robert Julio May 1, 2020
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Eva

Dayne's girlfriend.

An extremely adorable little princess who's is so so pretty

Has an absolutely amazing voice.

Is just plain up amazing.
by 20031101 April 25, 2019
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Eva

You hear that Eva the fat bitch that no one likes is here?
by DababySays August 16, 2022
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