Eva

The school's hoe.
Any guy you named, she has fucked. Blowjobs, handjobs,whatever you want she don't discriminate. Walls? Her pussy is a black hole in a parallel universe.
Not to mention a bad friend, she'll fuck your boyfriend behind your back, and then be the one to comfort you when he breaks up with you.

"Dude! You fucked Eva?! Go get checked"

by Realniqqa687 May 30, 2017

Eva

A measurement of a usually a long and tedious period of time.

"This class is going for Evas!"
"We haven't seen each other in Evas!"

by Not Matilda September 11, 2014

Eva

Literal piece of shit. Parents spelled Ava wrong on birth certificate. Disappointment to all.

Person 1: What's ur name?

Person 2: Eva
Person 1: Wow, ur a literal piece of shit.

by Ava is how you spell Ava October 28, 2019

Eva

Dayne's girlfriend.

An extremely adorable little princess who's is so so pretty

Has an absolutely amazing voice.

Is just plain up amazing.

You: who is Eva¿

Dayne: my amazing girlfriend!

by 20031101 April 25, 2019

Eva

The most amazing girl you'll ever meet in your whole life. She has magical brown eyes and a smile that will litteraly heal you. She's kind, friendly, loving, funny, litteraly everything you'd want in a person. The person who is together with her is the luckiest guy in the entire world as well.

Aw man, she's such an Eva

by Robert Julio May 1, 2020

Eva

Megamind who no one likes

You hear that Eva the fat bitch that no one likes is here?

by DababySays August 16, 2022

Eva

Eva is a big fat piece of human lard. Eva’s consume over 10,000 calories a day and have to way over 10 tons to be considered and Eva. You know someone is an Eva when they call other people fat. They think they are not fat but they look and weigh the size of a semi truck.

Look at that Eva they just consumed 3 family thanksgivings in 10 minutes

by Gabe Owner The First May 5, 2022