The Bears are Looking at the Eclipse

This is a reference to the common "bear-eclipse" phenomena meme, where bears are found looking at eclipses and roaring. It's a non sequitur absurd joke. The original story involves three cubs and a mama bear. The mama bear roars, and then the cubs ask "Why are you roaring, mama?" Mama bear says... "because... because there's AN ECLIPSE!!!!!"

Guy 1: "How does a bear cut its hair?"
Guy 2: "Uhh... idk how?"
Guy 1: "E CLIPS IT!!!"

Guy 1: "Bro, I just had a great idea..."
Guy 2: "What's up?"
Guy 1: "What if... the BEARS ARE LOOKING AT THE ECLIPSE!!!!!"

by rizz0ThBear February 15, 2025

Xavier Solar Eclipse

A solar eclipse but with the celestial object under the name of “Xavier” passing over the moon.

“Is that an asteroid? It must be the infamous Xavier Solar Eclipse!”

by ERICK C. EC April 08, 2024

Galactical Eclipse

When some parts o a galaxy or the whole galaxy is becoming darker

The galactical eclipse effect is increased following the number of dysoned stars

by Rfif February 07, 2024

eclipsic

the best editor on tiktok at the moment..

she's bestie.

"oh my god, did you know eclipsic is the best editor on tiktok?!"

by eclipsic June 12, 2021

golden eclipse

When a man pees on his partners face as he rotates around their head from one side to the other.

I gave Jen a golden eclipse last night, she loved it.

by RogRob December 19, 2022

eclipsed by the cute puppy photo

A euphemism for any online discussion which seemed relevant and important at the time, but has now become buried in the noise of other discussions and is now mostly forgotten.

"Did we ever decide which format to go with for those new TPS reports?" "Not really, I think that got eclipsed by the cute puppy photo."

by tertbel July 18, 2019

Paschal Eclipse

When the Paschal Waddler was slain in the Paschal War, it caused the great Paschal Fall, later to be known as the Paschal Eclipse.

“The day the sun left was the day we lost our world” - Paschanian warrior

I remember the Paschal Eclipse like it was 856 years ago.

by MushyGrape October 31, 2023