Call Of Duty 

Stress.

*dead* run *dead* repeat.*beep*eject disc(Call Of Duty)

Call Of Duty by Stewie griffin November 28, 2012

Call of Duty 

Does not even deserve to be called a "game".

Call of Duty is a piece of overpriced, over rated shit that only stupid westernized idiots like.

Call of Duty by WorkingBrain February 6, 2013

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Cock of Doody Modern Camp/Glitch/Hack/Mod-fest 2.
Possibly the game with the most OMADC campers, people runnning around knifing with commando, Hackers, and or Glitchers.

While playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 I was killed by an AC130 with infinite missiles, upon respawning I got noobtubed, I was then sniped by a guy 50 feet in the air using some hack

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 by DrBaus June 25, 2010

Call of Duty: World at War  

An unrealistic MP-40 combat simulator.

God:Let's play "Call of Duty: World at War ."
God: Fuck, I just shot him 4 times with a bolt-action!
Timmy: Doesn't matter he has an MP-40; he does whatever the fuck he wants
God: Fuck this game!

Anybody that's not a fucktard: Have you ever noticed the MP-40 shoots a 9mm round yet, is the most powerful gun on this game?
Timmy:Doesn't matter he has an MP-40; he does whatever the fuck he wants

Call of Duty: World at War by bwomchickabowow March 22, 2009

call of duty 

Also called Grenade of Grenade. A shitty, broken piece of coding bought by people who haven't played any better games in their lives. Playing this is somewhat comparable to playing Desert Bus, it's unentertaining and boring, however, it lacks the realism Desert Bus has, making the latter a better game by default.

Person 1: Call of Duty is so good!!!!!1

At this point, Person 2, or any passing bystander should shoot Person 1 because it's evident they are retarded.

call of duty by stiffshifter July 24, 2010

shore duty problems 

The US Navy's version of white girl problems. A shore duty problem is only a problem because you work in an office building at a slack-ass fleet support job, and life is good. Shore duty problems are commonly experienced by sailors who have not been assigned to a ship in a long time, and consequently have their threshold for flipping their shit grossly miscalibrated. Those who have spent some time on sea duty know what actual problems are, and are much less likely to go ape-shit over such trivial annoyances.

Shore duty problems may include:

-"Powerpoint froze before I saved my work and now I have to reopen it and spend 10 minutes entering this data all over again! AAAAAAAGH! I'm going to bludgeon everyone in this fucking office to death with my three-hole punch!"
-"We're not allowed to watch YouTube videos at work anymore?! GRRRAAAAGH! This is worse than being raped in the mouth! I'm going to break my keyboard in half and then strangle your children with my mouse cord!"

In comparison to common sea duty problems, which are actually worth freaking out over:
-"Toxic hydrogen sulfide gas is leaking into my berthing."
-"The sewage system is broken and I am covered in liquified human excrement while trying to fix it."
-"I am literally on fire/being electrocuted/getting shot at by Somali pirates right now."

shore duty problems by onshoreduty November 1, 2011

Call Of Duty 

A silly video game played by teenage and adult men. This game is addicting for two reasons. One: To stop men from having a life. Two: A punishment from God to make sure men never have sex.
Playing Call Of Duty or COD may cause you to end up with the nick name of the "Forty Year Old Virgin"
I dont' suggest playing this game. You'll go no where in life.

Call of duty is beast man.
Only if you never wanna get some!

Call Of Duty by Moooomooo March 27, 2010