Duncan Maguire

All Duncan Maguire’s are blokes with massive cocks and who are chick magnets. I can tell you they ain’t afraid to have a wee giggle with the lads and lassies

No way is that DJ big cock “Duncan Maguire”

by DJBADBOI April 14, 2020

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pull an h-duncan

jacking your friends car and then going to hook up with a really ugly slut and skeeting all over and around the cloth interior

hudson, dont ever pull an h-duncan again or im going to fucking kill you

A.N.T.

by Tsar of Lutania April 13, 2008

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Dirty Sandy Duncan

When a man rips a girl's eye out of the socket and procedes to have intercourse with the empty socket.

--Why is Jenny wearing an eye patch?
--Her boyfried gave her a Dirty Sandy Duncan last nite

by ultimatefaker March 10, 2004

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James Duncan Halpert

The best character on office and a part of the best couple to ever exist pb and j!
Also the biggest part of my life that brings me so much joy and happiness and laughter and just peace that I can never ever be thankful enough for this wonderful and amazing person and all the supercalifragilisticexpialidocious things they do.

James Duncan Halpert is that cute boy with the messy hair.

by Chotti June 11, 2021

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Uncle Duncan's Dirty Diver

When you engauge in anal intercourse with a female and you pull out your member and you notice she left you a present sitting inside your pee hole.

Guy 1 "dude she let me do her in the poopshoot for the first time!"
Guy 2 "Oh yea how was it man?"
Guy 1 "great besides the fact she left me with an Uncle Duncan's Dirty Diver"

by motoxyamaha2 April 22, 2008

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