Double Decker

To leave an Upper Decker in the toilet tank, and to leave a Floater in the bowl. This can either be a two-man job, or performed by a single person who breaks his payload into two segments. The result is that the water in the bowl will be brown, and the water that comes from the tank during a flush will also be brown.

An upper decker wasn't enough for that place, so for good measure I left a double decker.

by inmatarian February 3, 2008

upper decker

The act of defecating into the upper tank of a domestic toilet.

When they started playing charades, I took an upper decker and made a quick exit.

by afokenr March 25, 2003

ducketts

funds

You dog yo got ducketts for this bag

by Mike September 19, 2003

dickerate

To draw penises all over. Usually done in high school or at parties.

See: dickorate

Dude, he's totally knocked out! Let's dickerate his face!

by Elija2 April 16, 2010

phantom duker

a phantom duker is someone who participates in the pastime of phantom duking, which is the act of doing the #2 in a public place or near people.

Bob is the phantom duker.

by the bonkers November 11, 2006

double decker reverse pumpkin blumpkin

To sit on the top of the toilet and take a dump in it, while a girl is sitting backwards on the bottom. She is taking a dump and wearing a pumpkin on her head while giving you dome.

Friend 1: Heather came over and gave me a double decker reverse pumpkin blumpkin on Halloween.
Friend 2: Dam shes notorious for that.

by jrizzel July 29, 2014

Upper Decker Reverse Blumpkin Double Dump Out

Taking a dump in the toilet tank while having your dong slobbed by someone sitting reverse on the toilet while they are dumping

Me and my girlfriend totally did a upper decker reverse blumpkin double dump out!

by Dick Head Buckaroo September 20, 2015