Skip to main content

Double Sizzler

The act of inserting two penises simultaneously into a woman's anus for sexual gratification or to cause humiliation.
Brandine was down for the double sizzler as long as we promised to give her an airtight seal when Bobby showed up.
by adeptus clevis December 17, 2008
mugGet the Double Sizzler mug.

Double Flubble

Abbreviated "the flubs", Double Flubble refers to a specific sex act between two men and one woman. The two men stand with their backs to each other, while the woman kneels between them and reaches through their respective legs, simultaneously giving each of them a handjob. (Kind of like a backwards Eiffel Tower)

Pro's: the guys don't have to face each other, and technically it is a threesome

Con's: makes for awkward conversation while it is taking place, and most women find it degrading
Last night, Jane got really drunk and performed a double flubble on myself and another male. I have no regrets.
by Bendy Straws August 11, 2009
mugGet the Double Flubble mug.

double sided dildo blocking

The action of preventing two lesbians from hooking up; the equivalent of cock blocking for lesbians.
Stop double sided dildo blocking! I want you to go home so I can have sex with my girlfriend.
by whatsupimphil January 7, 2009
mugGet the double sided dildo blocking mug.

Double Cousins

When two sisters marry two brothers, their children have the same two sets of grandparents. Unlike most people, who have a cousin that has grandparents that you've never met or care about; these cousins share both sets of grandparents. Divorce is very hard for these families, if divorce happens to one set of these parents, every family get-together is a fight between the still married couple, the wife wanting her sister present and the husband wanting his brother present, but neither one of those people wanting to be around their divorce'
Jane Smith wanted her sister Jill Smith to meet her boyfriend, so Jane and Jill decided to set up a double date. When they all met at the restaurant, they discovered that Jane's boyfriend, John Parker, was brothers with Jill’s boyfriend, Joe Parker. Jane married John and Jill married Joe. Their children were double cousins. Now Jane and John are divorced, family get-togethers SUCK!
by felix87 May 14, 2010
mugGet the Double Cousins mug.

double like

A way round the not-very-excited sounding "like" button on facebook.
- Susan bought the new High School Musical DVD today

- Betty: double like!!!!
by the_wronggirl February 28, 2011
mugGet the double like mug.

Double wank and shit chips

To say something has gone badly/is going to have negative consequences.

First coined by Glenn Cullen on The Thick of it.
'Thats double wank and shit chips.'
by tombigglestone1 February 19, 2009
mugGet the Double wank and shit chips mug.

sportsman's double

Dude, have you seen meggie's mom? Hells yeah, I think Dustin is working on the sportsman's double!
by Richard Rickleson May 31, 2007
mugGet the sportsman's double mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email