Pass me that iPad and tell me the password - I want to have a Doris and see what your brother has been up to.
by CozISedSo June 20, 2019

by Veetvesyeey64433 April 30, 2022

Auntie Doris, the evil witch who took your soul.
Auntie Doris whose been dead for six hundred years and can now walk the earth.
Auntie Doris who takes on the form of a man! Uncle Herb enters the room carrying a purple robe. Uncle Herb: I just bought this at Goodwill. A: Auntie Doris who?
Auntie Doris whose been dead for six hundred years and can now walk the earth.
Auntie Doris who takes on the form of a man! Uncle Herb enters the room carrying a purple robe. Uncle Herb: I just bought this at Goodwill. A: Auntie Doris who?
"Oh god. Fo-for some reason this literally only works... properly on with uh... knock knock jokes."
~ Markiplier after reading the Auntie Doris script, 2022
~ Markiplier after reading the Auntie Doris script, 2022
by MorningTeddyBear April 12, 2025

A “Dory” is someone with terrible memory
Dory’s never get it the first time, and take extra time to process simple processes
Dory’s never get it the first time, and take extra time to process simple processes
“Bro’s so Dory, He forgot we had a test today and we literally talking about last night”
“Bro Nathaniel is Dory, everything goes right over his head.”
“Bro Nathaniel is Dory, everything goes right over his head.”
by lebronzosaurus Rex November 14, 2023

the act of inserting a cookie or biscuit into someones rectum and then attempting to hoover it out by sucking on the subjects mouth. The event is usually dangerous, as an entire substance is reverse digested back up a persons body.
by Nut in it August 24, 2021

by Jul rizzle April 11, 2025
