DooDooHead

Only keith can use this .

U is a doodoohead

by KING KEITH KLAN December 12, 2018

DooDoo Soldier

An animal of shitskin likeness, usually wearing baggy pants, doo-rags, has huge lips, and defends doodoo pile.
Listens to loud ass rap, and has nostrils like a Goddamn camel. i.e. a NIGGER

These fucking doodoo soldiers have been infiltrating northern mississippi for too fucking long now!

by The Bangkok Project January 9, 2008

doodoo dick

shit on the end of your dick, obtained from deep penetration of your partners ass cavity. generally associated with ass hammering.

Bob hit jim so hard in the ass, he now suffers from doodoo dick

by twiSSt September 13, 2006

DooDoo Head

A phrase used when referring to someone with breath that stinks! More than likely, you'd use it if there breath smells like "DooDoo" (obviously)

This boy was talking to me and his breath smelled like doodoo so I called him a doodoo head!

by Chareesecup February 2, 2008

dogfood scam

1. A old school scam used by bums to get money by using a can of dog food and a can of cornbeef and hash. The can of dog food is emptied and cleaned out and the cornbeef is placed in the dogfood can. The bum then sits outside a grocery store eating from the dogfood can and is given money by strangers that think the poor bum is eating dogfood.
2. Any scam where a bum lowers himself to a unethical level, such as pretending to have no legs.

Ford: Well the car is busted and I'm out of money.
porch: I have a couple of dollars. Lets get some cornbeef and some alpo and pull the dogfood scam.
Ford: Heheh, the dogfood scam, I'll get my bum suit out of the trunk.

by Ford Lawnmower November 7, 2007

Doodoo fingers

A person who goes to wipe their ass and their fingers break through the tissue causing their fingers to brush against the rim of the bum.

Michael came out of the bathroom and relized a strange odor. He looks down to relize he has doodoo fingers.

by The Homedepot homer August 22, 2010

doodooanity

Contends that life is like a punchbowl and in each punchbowl there must exist the turd. The turd may be large or small, it may float or hide on the bottom. Some people may try to obscure the existance of their turd with fruit, others may decorate the turd with a tiny umbrella.

Johnny and Sally fell deeply in doodoo when, after searching their punchbowls, they found their turds mutually acceptable.

by The Doo Doo Guru November 25, 2004