van doink

A celebration after having had sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite sex (doink). 'Van' suggesting timeframe (post act) as well as the act of celebration.

"Yes! I just tapped that gash" Josh van doinked

by Dora Stewart April 28, 2008

doinking a doinker

Smoking a joint

From the famous TikToker @notnataliebenson “my girl math is taking a garden gummy while doinking a doinker so that once the doinker has doinked off the garden gummy comes in and extends your entire gardening session”
I’m going to go doink a doinker-or-I’m going to go smoke a joint

by 420_outhere06 March 19, 2024

Doink a doinker

To smoke a joint or perform fellatio

I'm going to go doink a doinker.

by troublem8kR January 18, 2024

Doink

A doink is another word for a joint (aka marijuana). It originated from a video of a man saying the wise words, “Boutta smoke some big ole’ doinks... gang.” And just like that, a new word was born

Weed smoker #1: ayyy what’s the move?
Weed smoker #2: you already know we finna boutta smoke some big doinks!

by Yo quiero... tacos January 23, 2020

lil doink boof wood

The all mighty pumpkin. The pumpkin god of all of the world.

Bro that pumpkin is lil doink boof wood

by Pumpkinlover6969 October 1, 2018

Lennie doink

Cock slap

Louise was setting her lip up, so I hit her with a Lennie doink

by Drillbit69 July 12, 2022

Doink

When somebody is being a doink, it is usually because they are fat, stupid, or ugly. These people are usually named Angus. They act very weird and are very attention-seeking. You do NOT want to be a Doink!!

Angus is so fat and ugly... hes such a doink.

by Sldjenney April 14, 2023