Velkommen Til Kanal Dingo

(1) A person can go in a kebab store owned by tough looking immigrants and say ¨Velkommen Til Kanal Dingo!¨and he will get trucked and fucking killed.

(2) It can also be used while playing bowling or poker. If a person says the magic words he will no matter what instantly win the game.

(3) And finally if you comment these words on a girls or boys instagram post, it means that you dont like horses.

(1) *walks in a kebabstore* ¨whats up you fucking paki! VELKOMMEN TIL KANAL DINGO!¨ ¨what did u say u tuna?!¨ me: *gets trucked and put into an old honda civic where a gun is put to my head* Paki: * pulls the trigger right in front of McDonalds* Me: *dies*

(2) *Me and my friend Theo walks into a bowling alley* *Theo is winning by 42069666 points* Theo: ¨looks like im going to win you fat fuck¨ Me: ¨i dont think so dood¨ Theo: ¨there is no way you can win¨ Me: well yes there is VELKOMMEN TIL KANAL DINGO!¨ Theo: ¨fuck you¨ Theo: *kills me brutally and eats my left lung after*

(3) My girlfriend who loves horses more than she loves me: *uploads a pic to her instagramprofile* Me: *comments* ¨you look amazing babe but VELKOMMEN TIL KANAL DINGO¨ My girlfriend: ¨why the fuck would you comment that?!¨ Me: ¨because i fucking hate horses you fat beaver, i hope you still lick my penis when i come home¨ My girlfriend: *sucks my peepee and bites it off and feed it to her son a of a bitch horse*

by KanalDingo May 13, 2019

The Dingo ate Me Baby!!!

A term used to show happiness or extreme sadness. Usually used in randon situations. Pronounced with an Ausralian accent.

Hey dude, here's a million dollars.
The dingo ate me baby!!! Thanks
OR
AHHH!! The dingo ate me baby I just stubbed me toe!!!

by anonymoosecutie September 15, 2009

A dingo ate my baby.

A euphemistic expression for abortion in Australia.

Tempest: A dingo ate my baby.
Cher: Again?

by Tempest Lefavre January 10, 2011

a yuppie ate my dingo

white trash version of The Dingo ate my baby. Directed at any white-collar suburban losers who make fun of Australians.

A yuppie ate my dingo because it tasted like baby.

by matt November 15, 2004

Skinning A Dingo Upside Down

Term for sex

We were skinning a dingo upside down until we raw.

by THe king of cunt November 9, 2009

boner a dingo couldn't bite through

Used to describe an erection so hard that even a dingo (Australia's native wild dog) couldn't damage it.

Given the silliness of the expression, it's usually used to describe extreme enjoyment of an activity not related to sex, such as a sporting triumph.

When the Cats won the 2007 AFL Grand Final, I had a boner a dingo couldn't bite through for the next week.

by Choda Boy 57 May 9, 2008

boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through

Used to describe an erection so hard that, if given the chance, a dingo (Australia's native wild dog) would not be able to damage it.

Given the silliness of the statement, it's usually used to describe a non-sexual situation that a man would nonetheless enjoy very much, such as a sporting event.

When the Cats won the 2007 AFL Grand Final, for the next week I had a boner so hard a dingo couldn't have bitten through it. (boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through - gotta use the original here)

by Choda Boy 57 May 7, 2008