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dickhead Toronto

n. A man who spends too much time in the men's room at any private party or social function.
Person 1: "I've been waiting outside of this wash closet for ten minutes. What's the big idea!"

Person 2: "I don't know, but if this dickhead Toronto doesn't get a move on, I'm gonna piss myself!"

alt. v. to dickhead Toronto
by sporkonator October 8, 2010
mugGet the dickhead Torontomug.

dickhead

The sensitive helmet shaped tip of the male genitalia. The head of the dick.
He got his dickhead stuck in his zipper.
by pileup August 31, 2009
mugGet the dickheadmug.

Dickhead Excuse

Dickhead Excuse

When someone acts as if they don't care/where not listening because they are too stupid to grasp what your saying.
Genius:”Something extremely interesting
Idiot:wasn’t even listening to be honest
Genius: stop trying to use the Dickhead excuse I’m far too intelligent to fall for it
by Agathor0303 June 20, 2023
mugGet the Dickhead Excusemug.

fucking dickhead

a person who has shat there pants or touched your pickle
"wanna see my pickle? no fuck off you dumb fucking DICKHEAD!!!"
by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022
mugGet the fucking dickheadmug.

dickhead loser

donald trump is one of the 1,000,000 people who are one.
by dickhead loser April 16, 2020
mugGet the dickhead losermug.

no shit dickhead

Another way of saying No shit, Sherlock! A sarcastic phrase
Person A: The front of the car is still sticking out in the front of the street

Person B: no shit dickhead! I can't do a fucking thing about it
by what do i care 125 February 4, 2022
mugGet the no shit dickheadmug.

dickhead dust

He was acting like a real twat last night. Must have been the dickhead dust.
by Soul Witness February 26, 2020
mugGet the dickhead dustmug.

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