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Dickhead

Elected 30th Prime Minister of Australia, Scott Morrison; Often referred to as "ScoMo".

Rarely seen in public found, often found hiding in The Lodge, Kirribilli House or Hawaii during times of crisis. Occasionally appearing for photo opportunities, or watching his beloved NRL team the "Cronulla Sharks".
"That dickhead shat himself at Engadine Maccas after the Cronulla Sharks got smashed at the 1997 NRL premiership."

"That dickhead went to Hawaii when half the country was burning"
by Scomocchio July 13, 2021
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Dickhead

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Double Dickhead

Poorly thought out insulting word used by those with inferior vocabularies, derived from India
by frangalangadingdong December 23, 2011
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dickhead

Dickhead is someone whose regular, upper head on his shoulders is dumber than his dick's head, so his real, functional head is actually his dick's head, therefore he is a dickhead.
- Oh, man, he said some birds go to south because they are restless.

- What a dickhead!
by Kea Van Embs April 7, 2010
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dickhead

a person who really thinks that his or her feelings are the truth - a kind of emotional receipt...
typical:
i'm afraid of you - therefore: you are dangerous

response: you are such a dickhead
by emobellaintwilight January 24, 2011
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dickbender

The maneuver in which a male or a hermaphrodite bends its penis to temporarily relieve pain associated with an otherwise unattended erection, much akin to the feeling of pushing on a bruise.

A generic term for dances done with a friend you want to have sex with but who does not want to have sex with you in which the dancers do not come into purposeful physical contact.
Carlos had nothing else he could do, watching his professor pick up her dropped marker in that short skirt, but a thirty degree dickbender.

At the halloween party Mark danced the standard american dickbender set with his best friend, Tiffany, including the seventies point, the face-in-a-box, and caught-on-the-fishing-line.
by 1fooln6billion October 28, 2010
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Dickblade

An outstanding, antisocial prick or conniving, delusional dickrag/douchebag/shithead who tends to think himself cunning in the scathing statements he makes and in the absolutely egregious prickery of his repulsive and reprehensible behavior.

A real prickbag/prickfuck. A snotfuck. Somone who's face you just want to bash in hard. Typically worthless, clueless, judgemental and deserving of death. So much so that you have to create an entirely new insult to call him a dickblade. An asswipe-mother-fucker. It is pointless to attempt talking to a dickblade. A borderline scumfuck. A fucking dildo. May be secretly anatomically impaired.

A heavy gun insult, spurred into creation by such a prick that only an insult as crude, harshly offensive and shocking as a fucking dickblade would qualify as an of offense against such an asshat.

This is the true definition of dickblade.
"Man, what a fucking DICKBLADE. That prick-fuck just won't LEARN, will he?"

"What a fucking pukestain. He's just a god damn dickblade."

"Listen up, fuckpalm. I don't understand why you have to be such a remarkable prickhole fucker all the time. Why are you such a dickblade?"
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