dick cheese

semen that has been left to undergo fermentation on a dick. please for the sake of everyone. WASH YO PICKLE

girl 1: i was gonna give him head but then...
girl 2: oh no...dont tell me....
girl 1: *sniffs* t-there was...
girl 2: NO ! no dont say it
girl 1: d-dick cheese

by comeoverwhenyouresober March 19, 2022

dick cheese

means the dick looking cheese under your foreskin on your penis if you have this cheese you need to wash your penis ASAP!

yo sup rich i was jacking off yesterday and i thought i came but instead it was my dick cheese.

by kaydeng569 March 29, 2022

Dick Cheese

The stuff you get on your penis after you dont wash it. Dick Cheese can also be used as an insult that will leave the enemy even more stupid than he was before.

It is also what Big Les calls Nordan in Season 3 Episode 7 of The Big Les Show.

Les: Hey Nordan... Nordan... Cum... Oi dickhead... Dick Cheese

Nordan: Oh my God, I hate this fucking town

by paul8m3 February 8, 2022

Mozzarella cheese dick

A dick comparable to a mozzarella cheese stick. They share similar detail including but not limited to height, width, gooey white stuff pouring out. You are ment to put a mozzarella cheese dick in your mouth.

Hey Jarod, Melissa got to suck on my mozzarella cheese dick last night.

by Masongottits January 13, 2021

Dick Cheese

Small white/cream colored bits stuck in a mans foreskin, sometimes squishy, sometimes hard. If it’s crunchy, it’s a snack.

I couldn’t help it, Kristof’s Dick cheese was too much

by Jordyn Delange February 14, 2021

dick cheese

This is a word to start a conversation if nobody wants to talk.

Ppl in gc: uummmm
You: Dick cheese
Ppl in gc: Woah wats that
Ppl in gc: o what are we doin today?

by O X Y March 5, 2021

Dick cheese

Yo dick stink nigga

“Dick cheese ass nigga” “U smell like dick cheese”

by BreezyZxl March 10, 2021