Cheese Dick

A cheese dick is a super gross uncircumcised penis that hasn’t been washed in a long ass time. It gets crusty and gross under the foreskin.

Girlfriend: you better not have cheese dick

Guy: don’t worry, I washed it today

by Benis36 March 10, 2019

Dick Cheese

A cheese made out of semen and left to rot in large quantities until solid.

Person A: Man that Dick Cheese was great!
Person B: Glad you loved it man! Anytime you need some I'm right here.

by Capital_K November 18, 2023

Cheese dick

When your penis smells of old cheese due to unprotected sex with a female with a dirty vagina.

She gave me cheese dick

by Manuel Vargas September 21, 2018

Blue Cheese Dick

Derogatory term for voluntary EMS provider.

Susan F is a Blue Cheese Dick after driving the ambulance to a routine standby.

by BXD BITCH September 15, 2019

DICK CHEESE

It's smegma,just smegma.

have you ever had a grilled dick cheese sandwich?

by The True Dark Lord March 20, 2019

Dick cheese

Yo dick stink nigga

“Dick cheese ass nigga” “U smell like dick cheese”

by BreezyZxl March 10, 2021

dick cheese

semen that has been left to undergo fermentation on a dick. please for the sake of everyone. WASH YO PICKLE

girl 1: i was gonna give him head but then...
girl 2: oh no...dont tell me....
girl 1: *sniffs* t-there was...
girl 2: NO ! no dont say it
girl 1: d-dick cheese

by comeoverwhenyouresober March 19, 2022