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darth vader

Son of Smi Skywalker, husband to Padme Amidala, father of Luke. An extremely powerful Jedi Knight turned Sith Lord, he helped spread terror and chaos throughout the galaxy. Also known as Anakin Skywalker.
by tt March 4, 2003
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darth vader

The blackest brother in the galaxy (a Nubian god) whose beautiful black visage is sullied when his mask is pulled off to reveal a feeble, crusty old white man telling the black audience that deep inside they all wants to be white
Hooper: Always some white boy gotta invoke the holy trilogy. Bust this: Those movies are about how the white man keeps the brother man down, even in a galaxy far, far away. Check this shit: You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!
Banky Edwards: What's a Nubian?
Hooper: Shut the fuck up! Now... Vader, he's a spiritual brother, y'know, down with the force and all that good shit. Then this cracker, Skywalker, gets his hands on a light saber and the boy decides he's gonna run the fuckin' universe; gets a whole clan of whites together. And they go and bust up Vader's hood, the Death Star. Now what the fuck do you call that?
Banky Edwards: Intergalactic civil war?
Hooper: Gentrification! They gon' drive out the black element to make the galaxy quote, unquote, safe for white folks. And Jedi's the most insulting installment! Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!
Banky Edwards: Well, isn't that true?
Hooper pulls out his gun, shoots Banky
Hooper: BLACK RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Hooper-Y October 8, 2008
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Darth Vader

That's when a guy cums in both his girlfriend's nostrils so she has to breathe like Darth Vader
Man, was my girlfriend pissed when I Darth Vadered her!
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dagoth ur

the devil, or the city where the devil lives
Dagoth Ur is the devil! Stay away from Dagoth Ur!
by Jonesin Joe Jones February 22, 2004
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Dorothy's Law

Two definitions:

1) "There's no place like home."
2) "In internet dating, the more attractive a person is, the further away they are."
"I had a great trip, but Dorothy's Law still applies." - definition 1.

"We have the same vibe and she is really cute, but she lives in New York - Dorothy's Law again..." - definition 2.
by rosella.debusk March 25, 2010
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darth mauling

Having vomiting and diarrhea at the same time. Origin: An online comic strip I honestly can't remember the name of right now.
Oh my God, I was so sick I was Darth Mauling all day long!
by MxyzptlkkltpzyxM October 4, 2013
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Dorothy Moment

The feeling of being homesick or missing home, or arriving home after a period of absence. As Dorothy experienced in her trip to Oz in the classic The Wizard of Oz.

Can also describe any encounter with a tornado, witch, munchkin, scarecrow, tinman, cowardly lion, flying monkey, or man behind the curtain.

The feeling of waking up after a halucination in technicolour and realizing that you are not in Kansas anymore.
Example 1
"Hey man, did you see that tornado take away that girl's house?"

"That's a Dorothy Moment!"

Example 2
"Last night was crazy. I saw things that I never knew existed."

"I know right! That trip was intense. Where are we?"

"Chigaco."

"Oh? We aren't in Kansas anymore?"

"That's a Dorothy Moment!"
by purpleprincess August 5, 2014
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