davenport

a shot of lime cordial held in the mouth, followed with a shot of vodka
‘extraordinary’

this davenport (suitcase) shot is delicious

by dumpling27 June 4, 2022

Dandenong

The worst place in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

I've just woke up in a FUCKING steamy mood yeah, 'CAUSE I LIVE IN A SHITHOLE, do you know what I mean? DANDENONG IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE, I HATE THE FUCKING PLACE, I FUCKING HATE IT, IT'S FULL OF DICKHEADS AND I FUCKING HATE IT

by Joe the 2nd 3rd and the 4th September 9, 2022

davenport

davenport is the worst place you will ever see on the face of planet earth. there is absolutely nothing to do here and after youve been to every fair in the damn place it’s legitimately boring. the only good food youll eat there is caseys pizza so why dont you find yourself one and then leave right away. the only fun places to go are the mississippi valley fair and downtown by the river if theres some kind of festival. and don’t forget the corn. riding on the highway, look to your left, corn. look to the right, corn. look behind you, corn. but corn is so good so ntm on that

person one: omg have you been to iowa?
person two: no i havent
person one: you should totally go! just not davenport.. theres nothing there
person two: oh thanks for telling me man

by justyourlocalkpopstanlol September 24, 2022

danvince

A stupid person also another term for “pedophile”. This is an insult to many people.

“Stop acting like danvince”
“Danvince “

by 오늘 January 17, 2023

DAVENPORT

A MAN FULL OF KNOWLEDGE, A HANDYMAN, AND A CERTIFIED PORNSTAR. HES GOT A HUGE DING-A-LING.

HELP! MY COMPUTER DOESNT WORK...CALL DAVENPORT, HE WILL FIX IT...

by 4FT TALL May 31, 2023

Darventz

Fatass that loves freaks and loves Haitian women, typically calls the artist known as Tems as his “wife.” Acts gay towards his cousin usually. Works at Hungry Howie’s from time to time.

Darventz you’re gay.

by Marckenkaka November 20, 2023

Daveneaux

A couch, sofa, or davenport.

A long seat, usually with a cushioned bottom, back, and arm-rests.

A near-forgotten term as it was primarily used in the 1950s and 1960s. Your grandma probably says it, like mine does.

I left a throw blanket on the daveneaux.

by Doc Hershel December 10, 2023