daft dildo

Someone who is stupid and everything about them is fake. Can be used as an insult or a playful insult when your friend does something stupid

Derived from the phrase "Daft dimbo"

Brian is acting like a daft dildo.

Ron fell flat on his bum after trying to carry to many boxes at once. I laughed and called him a daft dildo.

by DestroyerOfFeels December 12, 2016

daftnut

Word to describe someone who is stingey and won’t share their food or drink with one person but will happily give it to someone else.

Ryan asked Todd for some of his milkshake but Todd said no and gave Max some instead. Great example of being a daftnut

by TyabbPaduaWordGang April 21, 2018

daft

dumb & fucking tired

yo sorry, I just woke up i’m feeling super daft

by georgiaroooseee May 19, 2018

Daft Bugger

British slang for a stupid person.

Often times pronounced as deft begger.

Lad 1: I think I'll get 5 plums instead of 1.
Lad 2: Oi! That's too many plums ye daft bugger!

by WaysideWorks August 31, 2018

daffanie

Daffanie is a beautiful girl who will turn into a powerfulwoman or already is one. If you have a Daffanie that you care for and that she cares for you, you know that she will spend every dime on you. Daffanie not only is nice but is friends with everyone she knows. If you know a Daffanie, you should thank her.

Woah look at Daffanie, she is so beautiful and kind!

by Child76 December 5, 2018

Dabtastrophy

When you buy several grams of shatter and while combining them little slivers of shatter make everything sticky.

I set several pieces of paper on the table and discovered I had a dabtastrophy.

by Woodstock717 December 11, 2018

dabtabs

DabTabs™ is a brand of vaporization technology invented by ILO Vapor, also known as a dablet. DabTabs™ dablets are thermally-fused, natural, mineral-based ceramic tablets that are used to absorb & contain cannabis extracts and concentrates. DabTabs™ dablets offer a clean, easy, convenient way to vaporize cannabis concentrates and extracts while retaining the full-flavor, full-spectrum of the cannabis plant without combustion.

I just picked up some DabTabs ™ at my local dispensary. I can't wait to try them on my enail rig!

by DabTabs April 22, 2019