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custom dent

For those of you who drive a car with some sort of deformaty you understand what grief comes with it. My current car has a huge dent on the front passenger side. It still drives the same and its paid for. I live in a nice townhouse with a hot wife and two fun kids. So when someone says hey what happened to your car i just say the following.
"Listen stupid, it's a custom dent." I put that there for dumb asses like yourself who parks there lexus in front of your low income house to ask me stupid fucking questions like, "what happened to your car." That right, it's a custom dent.
by mexicanfoodstamp November 16, 2009
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Rental Car Customer

A person who functions on a lesser level of mentality than most bean sprouts. These people are characterized by their innane questions and poor use of grammar and sentence structure. Also, when confronted with situations they cannot comprehend (example: A sum of money IS required in exchange for the temporary use of a rental vehicle), they will become enraged and counter with random, irrational screaming. These people are typically met over the telephone, and are best deterred by such methods as hanging up, or, making farting noises into the receiver until the said person becomes so frustrated by the lack of attention to their ranting that they hang up.
"I was speaking to a rental car customer, and they were upset that the location would not accept their check cashin' cawd...Oh dammit I hate these people! Shoot me!!"
by Angry Man October 25, 2003
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Streetbeat Customz

Builds the LOUDEST street-beaters in the Mid-West. Known for their work with Incriminator Audio, Audiopipe, and the SBC High output alternator line.
Mike - Man, Streetbeat Customz is so loud.

Sleepy - I know bro, we may have to jock em now!

Mike - Yea, since we can't do anything!
by The 1 Puma June 19, 2011
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Customize

hangin with ya bois in an open online forum
Say dawg, customize ya heard me!
by CustoHeadquarters June 9, 2003
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tough customer

A person of the opposite sex who is incredibly good looking, thus being a tough tough customer. Usually out of the particular viewer's league.
by Z. Walter February 19, 2006
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POF Customer Service Number 1-855-200-2221

PlentyOfFish

A free web based dating organization which ought to be maintained a strategic distance from no matter what. Loaded with messy elderly people men and no-hoper adolescents with grimy underwear urgently looking for alluring young ladies. What's more, with respect to the photos - when the hellfire did you last observe a lady who resembled that and expected to utilize a free dating organization? Somebody I am aware of inspected a photograph intently and was certain he could see the staple cut openings where it had been removed of a shiny magazine.

Progressively like Plenty of Fishy Fannies.
POF Customer Service Number 1-855-200-2221
by Pplleennttyyofffiisshh January 7, 2019
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customoo

A fat customer. Especially if they resemble a cow instead of a human.

An annoying fat customer or one that grosses you out with their excessive appetite.
I was working at 7-11, and this 400 pound customoo came in and bought $50 fucking dollars worth of fried chicken!
by WordFreak June 28, 2011
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