1. When someone doxes an innocent person for no reason.
2. You have someone's life in your hands in a malicious manner.
2. You have someone's life in your hands in a malicious manner.
1.
Friend 1: Hey have you heard what one guy did?
Friend 2: What did he do?
Friend 1: He pulled a Crusader Moment on Jellybean!
Friend 2: Ban him rn!
2. Hey guys I pulled a Crusader Moment on this person because I hate her and now her life is at my hands MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Friend 1: Hey have you heard what one guy did?
Friend 2: What did he do?
Friend 1: He pulled a Crusader Moment on Jellybean!
Friend 2: Ban him rn!
2. Hey guys I pulled a Crusader Moment on this person because I hate her and now her life is at my hands MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
by FlareDaStriker April 27, 2022
Get the Crusader Momentmug. when the pope needs power he usually did one
using religion as a reason to take massive amounts land from people
using religion as a reason to take massive amounts land from people
Example 1:
Monarch1: How did you become an emperor dude, weren't you a duke?
Monarch2: I paid some mercenaries and participated a lot in a crusade
Example2:
Guy: Do you know the crusades, they were absolutely barbaric, right?
Other Guy: Yes, i know these. I agree
Monarch1: How did you become an emperor dude, weren't you a duke?
Monarch2: I paid some mercenaries and participated a lot in a crusade
Example2:
Guy: Do you know the crusades, they were absolutely barbaric, right?
Other Guy: Yes, i know these. I agree
by ordepthegreat March 19, 2022
Get the Crusadesmug. by Gboss23 May 25, 2022
Get the Crusadermug. by oll July 30, 2022
Get the Crusademug. Bobby: i just murdered a family of five in some prison on crusader kings 2
Jim: please get mental help
Jim: please get mental help
by IntergalactalEnergy May 22, 2023
Get the Crusader Kings 2mug. A notorious user of the dead manga piracy website “Mangasee”. He violated the comment section of manga by writing the most vile pieces of poetry fathomable.
A Cervix Crusader excerpt from the comment section of Legend of the northern blade:
“ CervixCrusader • 04/23/2024
Mu Won is definitely gonna pop that geriatric celibate's cherry by using his prayer beads as divine anal beads. It's over for that bald headed fuck, Mu Won has maxed out his semen retention arts and nothing can stop his loads now.
+32 • like • reply
TotallyNotJesus • 04/23/2024
cervix im going to touch you and nothing is going to stop me
CervixCrusader • 04/23/2024
Good, I'm tired of touching myself anyways
Totally NotJesus • 04/23/2024
:3
Durnehvir • 04/25/2024
what in the ever loving fuck did i just read?”
“ CervixCrusader • 04/23/2024
Mu Won is definitely gonna pop that geriatric celibate's cherry by using his prayer beads as divine anal beads. It's over for that bald headed fuck, Mu Won has maxed out his semen retention arts and nothing can stop his loads now.
+32 • like • reply
TotallyNotJesus • 04/23/2024
cervix im going to touch you and nothing is going to stop me
CervixCrusader • 04/23/2024
Good, I'm tired of touching myself anyways
Totally NotJesus • 04/23/2024
:3
Durnehvir • 04/25/2024
what in the ever loving fuck did i just read?”
by President fat guy 101 January 5, 2025
Get the Cervix Crusadermug. A group of close friends who join a social media group supervised by online groomers and befriend these alleged groomers gather information to confirm the allegations and then post it to related servers.
One of the servers I joined a while ago was e head crusaded. I always had a gut feeling about the owners.
by pumbump April 5, 2024
Get the E Head Crusadedmug.