Liberal extremists from California spreading their socialistic agenda to the rest of the western United States.
by King Blanco $420$ November 13, 2020
Get the Social crusadermug. The ketchup crusader is a cryptid in the larger tristate area. He lives in the woods and eats garbage. If you approach the ketchup crusader he will appear as one of your cousins. You know the cousin, but you do not remember their name(this disguise only affects his head, the rest of his body appears the same, in his classic armor). You must pretend that you know the cousins name, if the ketchup crusader finds out he will cut off on of your fingers and eat it. If you figure out it’s the ketchup crusader, he will show you his true face, and reward you with a finger he cut off of someone.he wears a completely red crusader armor, with no helmet and a green thong underneath.(gif unrelated, not what he looks like)
“Hey bro, did you know that the ketchup crusader’s real face looks exactly like Bruce Campbell?” “No way dude that’s crazy”
by Harry Balls Man May 7, 2024
Get the The Ketchup Crusadermug. when the pope needs power he usually did one
using religion as a reason to take massive amounts land from people
using religion as a reason to take massive amounts land from people
Example 1:
Monarch1: How did you become an emperor dude, weren't you a duke?
Monarch2: I paid some mercenaries and participated a lot in a crusade
Example2:
Guy: Do you know the crusades, they were absolutely barbaric, right?
Other Guy: Yes, i know these. I agree
Monarch1: How did you become an emperor dude, weren't you a duke?
Monarch2: I paid some mercenaries and participated a lot in a crusade
Example2:
Guy: Do you know the crusades, they were absolutely barbaric, right?
Other Guy: Yes, i know these. I agree
by ordepthegreat March 19, 2022
Get the Crusadesmug. Basically…The 2022 Oscars if Chris Rock were the Islamic Nations and Will Smith were the Christians. Under the ruling of the Roman Church, followers sought out to take back the Holy Land from Islamic nations that ruled over it. Over time, these battles turned into anti-Islamic aggressions and ruthless animosity that resulted in over 1.7 million deaths (equivalent to 34 million people in modern times)
The Roman Catholic Church intended to use The Crusades to regain control of the Holy Land, however, it indirectly highlighted bigotry towards anti-Islamic values
by Religion and Cults Inc. April 11, 2022
Get the The Crusadesmug. I totally ripped the Chipotle in Westborough during one of my Google Crusades earlier, I had to warn the people if thier misdeeds!
by Tsarge781 October 22, 2018
Get the Google Crusademug. I mean... Morality aside... Pretty badass though right? I think I would have made a good crusades guy.
Hym "Seriously. If I would have been a part of the crusades I'd be all 'FOR JESUS!!!' and the villagers would be all 'ARRGH! JESUS NOOOOOOOO!!' and then some guy would come out of nowhere and be all 'Allahu Akbar!' and he'd stab me and I'd be like 'BLEERGH!' and then I'd be dead...
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
Get the Crusadesmug. Colon crusader OMFG that new dude is so far up the bosses arse the filthy colon crusading shit monkey
by Briz 69 September 7, 2019
Get the Colon crusadermug.