crisps smith

manager of nufc

100% loves mackem
loves prawn cocktail crisps
freestyle rapper
@crisps.smith on tiktok

me: ‘babe im leaving you for someone else’
jo: ‘what? why? who for?’
me: ‘hes called crisps smith’
jo: ‘ah yeah seen him on tiktok i would if i were you too’

by qwerty420uiop68 January 12, 2023

crisp

saying crisp is like saying cool, swag, dope, fire, hard

person 1: “look at my new pants!”
person 2: “oh they’re so crisp!”
person 1: “thanks man”

by anonymous December 11, 2020

Crisp

Crisp deriving from Crispy or Crispé in Latin is a word used to describe a refreshing situation or experiencing something good

For example a person finds a ten sheet in a pair of jeans they haven’t worn in weeks “ah crisp, I’ve just found a tenner in my jeans mate”

Another example, “this your new car? That’s fucking crisp mate!”

An absolute 10/10 with an incredible amount of curvature, ass and babylons walks past “maaaaaate she was criiiiisp!”

by The Chairman Geoff Bentley February 7, 2020

something came up with the crisp

Low on money; Poor.

Sorry dude. I can’t go out, something came up with the crisp.

by A. Cow December 25, 2024

Crisp DC

Mar- Diet Coke
V- Vanilla Diet Coke
Susan- Diet Coke w/ lemon
Amy- Cherry Coke
Kae- Sprite Remixx

The Crisp DC used 2 do everything 2gether....

by JA January 25, 2004

DIY cookie crisp

Far tastier but likely less nutritious than the actual Cookie Crisp cereal, it's when you break up cookies into a bowl of milk and eat it like cereal

She shouldn't be eating DIY cookie crisp every morning with her diabetes!

by Ninja Rap December 12, 2022

Arse crisp

Arse crisp comes the latin term meaning " sore arse".. put simply, you've eaten too much shit food and drank too much. You have the shits to the point the hairs on your arse have cling-on's, giving rise to an "itch or soreness".. like you have a crisp up your arse.. hence.. ass crisp.

jesus man, after last night a have arse crisp!

by tudunk December 16, 2015